BurningTorrent Celebrates the Legalisation of Gay Marriage in The USA: Difference between revisions
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Nearly exploding with happiness, she decided to teleport to |
Nearly exploding with happiness, she decided to teleport to |
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America to celebrate. However, not all was as it seemed. The Westboro Baptist |
America to celebrate. However, not all was as it seemed. The Westboro Baptist |
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Church were preparing for the ‘Impending |
Church were preparing for the ‘Impending Apocalypse' Of course, nobody knew |
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about this yet, but it was pretty obvious what they were doing. |
about this yet, but it was pretty obvious what they were doing. |
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covered in rainbow puke. |
covered in rainbow puke. |
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"Ahh, the most historic thing |
"Ahh, the most historic thing I've been alive to see. Well |
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except for 9/11, but I was too young to remember that. And this is actually a |
except for 9/11, but I was too young to remember that. And this is actually a |
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good event." |
good event." |
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However, no matter how high |
However, no matter how high everyone's spirits were, The WBC |
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were preparing to invade the streets of Washington to ‘Kill all |
were preparing to invade the streets of Washington to ‘Kill all Morons' Did they |
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mean kill all cigarettes? |
mean kill all cigarettes? That's the word the British use for them. If only it |
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did mean that. |
did mean that. |
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All of a sudden, a massive tank appeared in the vicinity. It |
All of a sudden, a massive tank appeared in the vicinity. It |
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had the letters ‘W.B. |
had the letters ‘W.B.C' marked on it in almost hyper realistic spray paint. |
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"YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL! WE NEED TO CONTROL WHAT YOU'RE |
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DOING IN YOUR OWN HOMES, AWAY FROM THE PUBLIC EYE!" A loud voice boomed out |
DOING IN YOUR OWN HOMES, AWAY FROM THE PUBLIC EYE!" A loud voice boomed out |
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from the tank. It was Shirley Phelps-Rodger. |
from the tank. It was Shirley Phelps-Rodger. |
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Instead of taking the expected route of bombing everything, every |
Instead of taking the expected route of bombing everything, every |
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member of the Westboro Baptist Church emerged holding their signs saying ‘God |
member of the Westboro Baptist Church emerged holding their signs saying ‘God |
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Hates |
Hates Morons' and ‘God Hates America' God, why are they being so disrespectful to |
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Atheists? Why are they just a bunch of arseholes in general? Why are they all |
Atheists? Why are they just a bunch of arseholes in general? Why are they all |
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inbred pricks who are doomed to fuck within their own church because |
inbred pricks who are doomed to fuck within their own church because they're a |
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bunch of fucking shitheads? |
bunch of fucking shitheads? |
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shouted. The whole crowd cheered. |
shouted. The whole crowd cheered. |
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But, as they died, we |
But, as they died, we didn't realise they had connected |
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explosive devices to their body. The whole place exploded. |
explosive devices to their body. The whole place exploded. |
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BT survived because |
BT survived because she's immortal, but many of the crowd |
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were injured, or killed. The FBI had somehow managed to survive despite being |
were injured, or killed. The FBI had somehow managed to survive despite being |
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in a 2ft radius of the blast. I guess that conspiracy about super soldiers was |
in a 2ft radius of the blast. I guess that conspiracy about super soldiers was |
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revenge was in order. |
revenge was in order. |
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Hopping in the tank and replacing |
Hopping in the tank and replacing ‘WBC' with ‘Taste the |
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Rainbow |
Rainbow Motherfucker' in rainbow coloured writing, and making the colour of the |
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tank less grey and more Gay Rainbow Coloured, she set off to the Westboro Baptist |
tank less grey and more Gay Rainbow Coloured, she set off to the Westboro Baptist |
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Church. |
Church. |
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When she arrived there, she went inside and found a |
When she arrived there, she went inside and found a |
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convenient ‘Self |
convenient ‘Self Destruct' lever on the wall. |
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"WHAT A TWIST!" She shouted, trying to imitate M.Night Shyamalan's voice. |
"WHAT A TWIST!" She shouted, trying to imitate M.Night Shyamalan's voice. |