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Nearly exploding with happiness, she decided to teleport to
Nearly exploding with happiness, she decided to teleport to
America to celebrate. However, not all was as it seemed. The Westboro Baptist
America to celebrate. However, not all was as it seemed. The Westboro Baptist
Church were preparing for the ‘Impending Apocalypse' Of course, nobody knew
Church were preparing for the 'Impending Apocalypse' Of course, nobody knew
about this yet, but it was pretty obvious what they were doing.
about this yet, but it was pretty obvious what they were doing.


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However, no matter how high everyone's spirits were, The WBC
However, no matter how high everyone's spirits were, The WBC
were preparing to invade the streets of Washington to ‘Kill all Morons' Did they
were preparing to invade the streets of Washington to 'Kill all Morons' Did they
mean kill all cigarettes? That's the word the British use for them. If only it
mean kill all cigarettes? That's the word the British use for them. If only it
did mean that.
did mean that.


All of a sudden, a massive tank appeared in the vicinity. It
All of a sudden, a massive tank appeared in the vicinity. It
had the letters ‘W.B.C' marked on it in almost hyper realistic spray paint.
had the letters 'W.B.C' marked on it in almost hyper realistic spray paint.


"YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL! WE NEED TO CONTROL WHAT YOU'RE
"YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL! WE NEED TO CONTROL WHAT YOU'RE
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Instead of taking the expected route of bombing everything, every
Instead of taking the expected route of bombing everything, every
member of the Westboro Baptist Church emerged holding their signs saying ‘God
member of the Westboro Baptist Church emerged holding their signs saying 'God
Hates Morons' and ‘God Hates America' God, why are they being so disrespectful to
Hates Morons' and 'God Hates America' God, why are they being so disrespectful to
Atheists? Why are they just a bunch of arseholes in general? Why are they all
Atheists? Why are they just a bunch of arseholes in general? Why are they all
inbred pricks who are doomed to fuck within their own church because they're a
inbred pricks who are doomed to fuck within their own church because they're a
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"THANKS OBAMA!" Shirley shouted, as her body hit the floor.
"THANKS OBAMA!" Shirley shouted, as her body hit the floor.


‘Well, let the bodies hit the floor people amirite?" BT
'Well, let the bodies hit the floor people amirite?" BT
shouted. The whole crowd cheered.
shouted. The whole crowd cheered.


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revenge was in order.
revenge was in order.


Hopping in the tank and replacing ‘WBC' with ‘Taste the
Hopping in the tank and replacing 'WBC' with 'Taste the
Rainbow Motherfucker' in rainbow coloured writing, and making the colour of the
Rainbow Motherfucker' in rainbow coloured writing, and making the colour of the
tank less grey and more Gay Rainbow Coloured, she set off to the Westboro Baptist
tank less grey and more Gay Rainbow Coloured, she set off to the Westboro Baptist
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When she arrived there, she went inside and found a
When she arrived there, she went inside and found a
convenient ‘Self Destruct' lever on the wall.
convenient 'Self Destruct' lever on the wall.


"WHAT A TWIST!" She shouted, trying to imitate M.Night Shyamalan's voice.
"WHAT A TWIST!" She shouted, trying to imitate M.Night Shyamalan's voice.
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