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(Created page with "THIS ONE TIME, I WAS ASLEEP. THEN I WOKE UP. I WOKE UP BECAUSE I FARTED IN MY SLEEP. RIGHT AFTER I WOKE UP, I SAW IT. THE BUTT MONSTER. I COULD SEE THE SILHOUETTE IN MY DOORWAY. IT SMELLED ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE POOP, PERHAPS ONLY WITHIN A 7% MARGIN OF ERROR OF FECAL MATTER'S CONSISTENCY. I WAS SO SCARED THAT I PRETENDED TO BE ASLEEP. I PRETENDED FOR SO LONG THAT I ACTUALLY FELL ASLEEP. TO THIS DAY, I CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT BECAUSE I'M SO SCARED THAT THE BUTT MONSTER WILL CO...")
 
 
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