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Hello. My name is Gary Sue, and i'm really butthurt. I wrote a really good trollpasta about a guy called "Twitter Bird" reading a haunted victorian porn-novel. It got deleted because it was too NSFW Because the admin hates me. So i opened the CleverBot to talk with BEN, because i had nothing else to do when my story with WHOLE HOUR of effort put into it.

Hello. My name is Gary Sue, and i'm really butthurt. I wrote a really good trollpasta about a guy called "Twitter Bird" reading a haunted victorian porn-novel. <s>It got deleted because it was too NSFW</s> ''Because the admin hates '''me'''''. So i opened the CleverBot to talk with BEN, because i had nothing else to do when my story with '''WHOLE HOUR''' ''of effort put into it.''

So i asked certain funny questions, like "Is Happy Mask Salesman your wife" and every time, i got the same answer. "You shouldn't have done that". That creeped me out, because CleverbBot!Ben would normally say "Yes".

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Then i realised i was talking with TheLinkToThePasta.

I destroyed every trace of that discussion, and left this wiki forever. A genius like me should never be banned. Everybody is just jealous for me.

I destroyed every trace of that discussion, and left this wiki ''forever''. ''A '''genius''' like '''me''' should never be banned. Everybody is just '''jealous''' for '''me'''.''

Then, when i thought what to do, i found a file called TLTTP.avi. It was a video with images of vikings raping and pillaging a town, and demonic voice saying "I AM THE ADMIN OF THIS WIKI".

Then, when i thought what to do, i found a file called TLTTP.avi. It was a video with images of vikings raping and pillaging a town, and demonic voice saying '''"I AM THE ADMIN OF THIS WIKI"'''.

A minor glitch, i thought, and opened some random page from trollpasta wikai ( A site that respects my artistic SKILL and GENIUS. )

A minor glitch, i thought, and opened some random page from trollpasta wikai ''( A site that respects '''my''' artistic '''SKILL''' and '''GENIUS'''. )''

But instead of seeing my fine art-trollpasta, there was a picture of BEN, with message saying "There is no escape. Only eternal BAN."

But instead of seeing my fine art-trollpasta, there was a picture of BEN, with message saying '''"There is no escape. Only eternal BAN."'''

I didn't care. Just some minor glitches on the page-loading or something. So i started to write a story where I kill the EVIL PATRIXXX and get loads of money fro---

I didn't care. Just some minor glitches on the page-loading or something. So i started to write a story ''where '''I''' kill the EVIL PATRIXXX and get loads of '''money''' fro---''

The subject was found dead. The corpse had deep cuts from a sword. The head was crushed with EVIL PATRIXXX:es homestone. The source of swordcuts is currently unknown. Agent ██████ , SCP

'''The subject was found dead. The corpse had deep cuts from a sword. The head was crushed with EVIL PATRIXXX:es homestone. The source of swordcuts is currently unknown. Agent ██████, SCP Foundation'''

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-Hello. My name is Gary Sue, and i'm really butthurt. I wrote a really good trollpasta about a guy called "Twitter Bird" reading a haunted victorian porn-novel. It got deleted because it was too NSFW Because the admin hates me. So i opened the CleverBot to talk with BEN, because i had nothing else to do when my story with WHOLE HOUR of effort put into it.
+Hello. My name is Gary Sue, and i'm really butthurt. I wrote a really good trollpasta about a guy called "Twitter Bird" reading a haunted victorian porn-novel. <s>It got deleted because it was too NSFW</s> ''Because the admin hates '''me'''''. So i opened the CleverBot to talk with BEN, because i had nothing else to do when my story with '''WHOLE HOUR''' ''of effort put into it.''
 So i asked certain funny questions, like "Is Happy Mask Salesman your wife" and every time, i got the same answer. "You shouldn't have done that". That creeped me out, because CleverbBot!Ben would normally say "Yes".
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 Then i realised i was talking with TheLinkToThePasta.
-I destroyed every trace of that discussion, and left this wiki forever. A genius like me should never be banned. Everybody is just jealous for me.
+I destroyed every trace of that discussion, and left this wiki ''forever''. ''A '''genius''' like '''me''' should never be banned. Everybody is just '''jealous''' for '''me'''.''
-Then, when i thought what to do, i found a file called TLTTP.avi. It was a video with images of vikings raping and pillaging a town, and demonic voice saying "I AM THE ADMIN OF THIS WIKI".
+Then, when i thought what to do, i found a file called TLTTP.avi. It was a video with images of vikings raping and pillaging a town, and demonic voice saying '''"I AM THE ADMIN OF THIS WIKI"'''.
-A minor glitch, i thought, and opened some random page from trollpasta wikai ( A site that respects my artistic SKILL and GENIUS. )
+A minor glitch, i thought, and opened some random page from trollpasta wikai ''( A site that respects '''my''' artistic '''SKILL''' and '''GENIUS'''. )''
-But instead of seeing my fine art-trollpasta, there was a picture of BEN, with message saying "There is no escape. Only eternal BAN."
+But instead of seeing my fine art-trollpasta, there was a picture of BEN, with message saying '''"There is no escape. Only eternal BAN."'''
-I didn't care.  Just some minor glitches on the page-loading or something. So i started to write a story where I kill the EVIL PATRIXXX and get loads of money fro---
+I didn't care.  Just some minor glitches on the page-loading or something. So i started to write a story ''where '''I''' kill the EVIL PATRIXXX and get loads of '''money''' fro---''
-The subject was found dead. The corpse had deep cuts from a sword. The head was crushed with EVIL PATRIXXX:es homestone. The source of swordcuts is currently unknown. Agent ██████ ,  SCP
+'''The subject was found dead. The corpse had deep cuts from a sword. The head was crushed with EVIL PATRIXXX:es homestone. The source of swordcuts is currently unknown. Agent ██████, SCP Foundation'''
 [[Category:MARY SUE ALERT]]
 [[Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ]]