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Hello. My name is Gary Sue, and I'm really butthurt. I wrote a really good trollpasta about a guy called "Twitter Bird" reading a haunted Victorian porn-novel. <s>It got deleted because it was too NSFW .</s> ''Because the admin hates '''me'''''. So I opened the CleverBot to talk with BEN, because I had nothing else to do when my story with '''WHOLE HOUR''' of effort put into it. |
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So I asked certain funny questions, like "Is Happy Mask Salesman your wife" and every time, I got the same answer. "You shouldn't have done that". That creeped me out, because CleverbBot! Ben would normally say "Yes". |
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Hello. My name is Gary Sue, and i'm really butthurt. I wrote a really good trollpasta about a guy called "Twitter Bird" reading a haunted victorian porn-novel. <s>It got deleted because it was too NSFW</s> ''Because the admin hates '''me'''''. So i opened the CleverBot to talk with BEN, because i had nothing else to do when my story with '''WHOLE HOUR''' ''of effort put into it. '' |
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Then I realized I was talking with TheLinkToThePasta. |
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So i asked certain funny questions, like "Is Happy Mask Salesman your wife" and every time, i got the same answer. "You shouldn't have done that". That creeped me out, because CleverbBot!Ben would normally say "Yes". |
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I destroyed every trace of that discussion, and left this wiki ''forever''. A '''genius''' like '''me''' should never be banned. Everybody is just '''jealous''' for '''me'''. |
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Then i realised i was talking with TheLinkToThePasta. |
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Then, when I thought what to do, I found a file called TLTTP.avi. It was a video with images of Vikings raping and pillaging a town, and demonic voice saying '''"I AM THE ADMIN OF THIS WIKI"'''. |
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I destroyed every trace of that discussion, and left this wiki ''forever''. ''A '''genius''' like '''me''' should never be banned. Everybody is just '''jealous''' for '''me'''. '' |
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A minor glitch, I thought, and opened some random page from Trollpasta Wiki ( A '''better''' site that respects '''my''' artistic '''SKILL''' and '''GENIUS''' ). |
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Then, when i thought what to do, i found a file called TLTTP.avi. It was a video with images of vikings raping and pillaging a town, and demonic voice saying '''"I AM THE ADMIN OF THIS WIKI"'''. |
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A minor glitch, i thought, and opened some random page from trollpasta wikai ''( A '''better''' site that respects '''my''' artistic '''SKILL''' and '''GENIUS'''. )'' |
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But instead of seeing my fine art-trollpasta, there was a picture of BEN, with message saying '''"There is no escape. Only eternal BAN."''' |
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But instead of seeing my fine art-trollpasta, there was a picture of BEN, with message saying '''"There is no escape. Only eternal BAN."''' |
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I didn't care. Just some minor glitches on the page-loading or something. So i started to write a story ''where '''I''' kill the EVIL PATRIXXX and get loads of '''money''' fro-----'' |
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I didn't care. Just some minor glitches on the page-loading or something. So I started to write a story where '''I''' kill the EVIL PATRIXXX and get loads of '''money''' fro- |
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''The subject was found dead. The corpse had deep cuts from a sword. The head was crushed with EVIL PATRIXXX 's homestone. The source of sword cuts is currently unknown. Agent ██████, SCP Foundation .'' |
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'''The subject was found dead. The corpse had deep cuts from a sword. The head was crushed with EVIL PATRIXXX :es homestone. The source of swordcuts is currently unknown. Agent ██████, SCP Foundation ''' |
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