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Hello, my name is Dovahkiin. I am the Last Dragonborn, I steal souls of dragons. I defeated foes like Alduin the World Eater, Lord Harkon, and The First Dragonborn Miraak. I even met Sheogorath who turned out to be The Hero of Kvatch back when he was not a Daedric Lord. I even met Serana which is Lord
not be afraid of anything. And to face her fears. Because something happened to Serana at a temple that was evil and disgusting. And that whole experience caused her to have PTSD. But she overcame it after I made friends with her, became close, and eventually got married.
So, I have something to tell you. I recently went to another dimension called
He then said to me and Serana in a frantic tone
He then told me that there was some episode of the T.V. Show
I then saw what was about to unfold and I unleashed my sword. Which was a holy sword by the name of
Which was called
She then asked us why we knocked on her door for.
Haydee said that our room was the room on the left near
I then remembered that I had the COPS tape that was given to me by that fake impersonator pervert police officer. I saw that the hotel room was furnished. (Which is a good thing) I then popped the tape into the TV. A F.B.I. warning came on screen that said
After that unsettling F.B.I. warning happened it then cut to the actual program. Which the two officers in the police squad car were John Wick, and Doom Slayer. Doom Slayer then handed John Wick the police radio because they received a call that someone attempted to touch a stripper inappropriately at a strip club GTA 5 style. John Wick said that he and Doom Slayer will be on their way.
the COPS theme song which is
What me, Serana, John Wick, and Doom Slayer saw was extremely messed up. It was none other than Bill Cosby. The comedian and the creator of various shows like Fat Albert and The Cosby Kids, Little Bill, and even the 2004 Live Action Fat Albert movie turned sex offender when rape allegations from women that turned out to be true. (Which me and Serana believed to be true and some people
the
lastly when John Wick and Doom Slayer came up to Cosby after he tripped on his shoelace and fell down. John Wick arrested Cosby. Cosby said,
when John Wick and Doom Slayer put Cosby in the police car, someone came up to John Wick and Doom Slayer. And it was none other than Rachel from Ninja Gaiden and Dead Or Alive. Rachel said
John Wick said to Rachel in response,
Rachel then left and went back to hunting demons with Ryu Hayabusa. (Which is
the episode then ended with Cosby going into a courthouse with John Wick, Doom Slayer, and The Punisher putting Cosby in one of the courtroom seats and John Wick telling The Punisher to keep a close eye on Cosby. Me and Serana were at a loss for words at what we saw on the tape. We then saw an alert on our phones, Haydee came in and she said that her chest was buzzing.
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And when she pressed the button on her chest to answer the call. She received an alert on her phone that Bill Cosby is in a New York City Courthouse. We then decided to go to the courthouse so we can watch Cosby get sentenced for his crimes. When we walked inside the courthouse, we saw the courtroom filled with characters from different franchises and a couple of interesting characters like Mileena from Mortal Kombat, Akira Fudo, (A.K.A. DevilMan) Ozzy Osbourne, a Blobfish with a top hat and a monocle named Sir. Blobby Blobfish, Honoka, Ayane, and Kasumi from Dead Or Alive, Oboro, Seth The Incubus and his wife Bowsette, BloodRayne, and the YouTuber Blastphamous HD.
we even saw the president of the United States Joe Biden in the courtroom as well. The judge in the courtroom was none other than
When I noticed that. I said
Even Mileena was staring at Cosby as well. But Mileena decided it would be a good idea to take her mask off in a public area revealing her sharp teeth. when Joe Biden saw Mileena taking off her mask. Joe Biden said
Mozart said yes. And Joe Biden ran out of the Courthouse in terror of
Mozart then asked BloodRayne to come up to the stand and speak about what happened. BloodRayne then revealed that she was working late at the local Strip Club that opens in town once in a while. And once Cosby came in and attempted to well... touch her inappropriately at her job as a stripper in the strip club.
Rayne then explained to everyone including Judge Mozart that Cosby is a disgusting, exploitative, and downright messed up human being. Mozart then said to Rayne in his German accent in response,
And Akira Fudo on the other hand wanted Cosby to be sent to death by the electric chair. Which everyone thought was too harsh including Judge Mozart. Which Mozart said to Akira Fudo in response about what he said about his sentencing in his German accent of course
First Joe Biden, then Akira Fudo stormed out of the building?! What the ever-living hell is happening right now?! I had no words. But something good happened in the courtroom finally. Mozart announced that Cosby was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. Everyone cheered, and John Wick, Doom Slayer, and The Punisher took him away to the maximum-security prison cell.
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Everyone then left the courtroom and back to their respective games and franchises. The only one that was there for a little bit longer was Sir. Blobby Blobfish. Who as it turns out Is actually an Australian businessman working for Judge Mozart. and before he was a businessman, he had connections with the F.B.I. because he is a very intelligent Blobfish. 1% of his species are intelligent. The coolest part about him is that he is actually a very friendly Blobfish. He then saw me and Serana and gave us some pamphlets which were sealed tightly. Sir. Blobby Blobfish then said in an Australian accent.
and a certain someone was waiting for us. It was none other than the British rock singer Ozzy Osbourne the lead vocalist of Black Sabbath and his own band. Ozzy said.
It was a signed autograph of Ozzy Osbourne made just for me and Serana! We then saw a note at the bottom of the pamphlet. The note said,
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"Dear Dovahkiin and Serana, thank you for attending the courtroom sentencing of Bill Cosby. This was a day in history that
Two months later Me and Serana went to the Ozzy Osbourne concert and we had a blast. We even saw Shura, Candice The Ghost, Corey Taylor, and even Haydee there as well. there was even food and drinks there as well as a place where you can watch anime and read manga. The person who is running the anime and manga store was Seth The Incubus and his wife Bowsette. We asked if we can rent the anime series and movies of Bleach except the live-action one. Seth and Bowsette said yes.
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