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One day Call of Duty Man was enjoying America’s freedom when General Man called him. |
One day Call of Duty Man was enjoying America’s freedom when General Man called him. |
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"Call of Duty Man, we need you to go to Russia to shoot some brown people! |
"Call of Duty Man, we need you to go to Russia to shoot some brown people!" |
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"Why? |
"Why?" said Call of Duty Man |
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"Because they refuse to speak English!!! |
"Because they refuse to speak English!!!" |
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"I’m on my |
"I’m on my way" |
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Call of Duty Man took his freedom jet (with a turret on it) and went 270 degrees around the globe to Russia, capital of terrorism and anti-freedom. He brought his favorite gun, the AK-47, it has high accuracy and a 30 round magazine. Call of Duty Man got to Russia and crouched behind a gray, chest-high wall and begun shooting at the brown people because they are the bad guys and they don’t speak English. |
Call of Duty Man took his freedom jet (with a turret on it) and went 270 degrees around the globe to Russia, capital of terrorism and anti-freedom. He brought his favorite gun, the AK-47, it has high accuracy and a 30 round magazine. Call of Duty Man got to Russia and crouched behind a gray, chest-high wall and begun shooting at the brown people because they are the bad guys and they don’t speak English. |
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"I have to freedom these people! |
"I have to freedom these people!" |
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Call of Duty Man ran out of ammo for the AK-47 and switched to his M4A1, the M4A1 has high accuracy and a 30 round magazine. The M4A1 ran out of ammo so he switched the the ACR, the ACR has high accuracy and a 30 round magazine. The ACR ran out of ammo so he switched to the FAMAS, the FAMAS has high accuracy and a 30 round magazine The FAMAS ran out of ammo so he switched the MP5, the MP5 has high accuracy and a 30 round magazine. |
Call of Duty Man ran out of ammo for the AK-47 and switched to his M4A1, the M4A1 has high accuracy and a 30 round magazine. The M4A1 ran out of ammo so he switched the the ACR, the ACR has high accuracy and a 30 round magazine. The ACR ran out of ammo so he switched to the FAMAS, the FAMAS has high accuracy and a 30 round magazine The FAMAS ran out of ammo so he switched the MP5, the MP5 has high accuracy and a 30 round magazine. |