Captain Underpants & The Orange Creature
The Scary Sturgeon General's Warning
This story is actually based on a reported lost episode of The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants called "Captain Underpants and The Orange Creature". However, because this is the Trollpasta Wiki, expect this story to have loads of stupidity.
Prologue
Once upon a time, there was a very popular book series called Captain Underpants. It was a book series about the epic superhero, Capatin Underpants, fighting against crazy villians like toilets, which wasn't percieved as immature by most people, as the books had amazing social commentary and great messages about life. It got so popular, that Dreamworks Animation adapted it into a movie, called Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie. It was pretty mature for a kids' film, and had a bunch of swearing. The animated series, The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants, though, toned down for things for young kids... or at least I hoped it did.
One day, I came accross an episode of The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants called "Captain Underpants & The Orange Creature".It was about an orange creature that came to terrorize the inhabitants of Piqua. Strangely enough, though, this episode got took off of Netfilx a day later for "unknown reasons" (as dubbed by most). However, I actually watched the episode, and it was so scary!
The Episode
The episode began with the usual intro of the show, but then, things got weird pretty quickly. The title card shown Captain Underpants being tramuatized by a strange creature that had its only its shadow show up on the screen. After that, the episode began with George and Harold drawing another comic, this time featuring a crudely-drawn orange creature that had the head of a strange wolf-like creature and the body of a hunchback blob. It also wore purple clothes, these being trousers that had white polka-dots on them.
George said to Harold, "This will be another great comic for Captain Underpants"!
And Harold responded to George, saying, "Yeah! This is gonna be great"!
Afterwards, the camera faded out, and it cuts to a shot of Jerome Horwitz Elementary School, with Ms. Ribble teaching about math. George and Harold were always causing trouble there, however, something very strange happened in the classroom. An orange was dropped by a fat kid, and he said, "No! Not my produce!". He proceeded to try and pick up the orange, however, it gained eyes and a mouth, and started to make annoying jokes. Ms. Ribble looked at George and Harold and yelled, "What the heck are you two boys doing?!", and George and Harold said they they were not doing anything. However, Ms. Ribble didn't believe them, and she sent them to Mr. Krupp's office.
There, Mr. Krupp was angry as usual, however, he had looked on one of the security cameras and discovered that the creature had evolved into a strange hunchback-creature with a head that had two ears, a long muzzle, and no nose. When George and Harold came in, they said, "Mr. Krupp, we want to suck your butt with a vaccum cleaner!", however, Mr. Krupp snapped his fingers and transformed into Captain Underpants by himself. He then said, "Tra la la!", and zoomed out to fight the orange creature. However, he caught the orange creature inflating everybody in the classroom (like how everybody was in "The Troublesome Treachery of the Thieving Toot Fairy").
The orange creature had a high-pitched demonic voice, and it said to Captain Underpants, "I am inflating everybody in the classroom! Now, I'll inflate you!". Capatin Underpants dodged the creature's gust attack, and the two had an epic fight that lasted for a good 10+ minutes, tearing down the elementary school in the process. All of the sudden, Captain Underpants had gained super-saiyan like energy, however, the orange creature grown bigger and bigger, eventually punching Captain Underpants with a ginormous punch.
Captain Underpants had seemingly died, with hyper-realistic blood all over his face. The orange creature stood there laughing a crazy laugh, however, Captain Underpants reincarnated himself as Captain Underpants.EXE, an evil version of Captain Underpants with an added mace chain for a tail. He tried to beat the living Taco Bell out of the orange creature. The two fought for ten more minutes, until Captain Underpants had died again, for the last time. Then, the orange creature laughed, and said, "I am going to come out of the television screen, and kill you just like what I did to him"! After that, the usual credits had rolled, though all of the backgrounds were orange and purple.
Epologue
Parents were undoubtably upset with this episode, with its depiction of death and gore being universally panned by audiences, as well as how the orange creature had a scary design. Additionally, some guy thought it would be a good idea to adapt the infamous IMDb hoax as a trollpasta.
Written by MeatEater35
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