Catscratch Lost Episode: Difference between revisions

Have everyone of you ever heard of the Nickelodeon cartoon show, Catscratch? Who doesn't? It's purr-fect entertainment. Although given the historical events of drama that has been going on in the department of Nickelodeon Animation Studios; such as the episodes on Nickelodeon; the list goes on- this right here is a true story of how I found the lost episode as the story begins with "I was an intern;" because yes… I was an intern.

The episode itself began with an unusual series of muted colors. Waffle was in the living room sitting in the corner. No expression. Nothing. He just feels scared inside. You could say that he's "disheveled," but worse… much worse. You could say that his eyes were bloodshot and/or hyper-realistic, but worse… much, much worse. His afraid expression suddenly turned into a glazing mad as if he has bipolar personality disorder. You see, I used to be a psychology doctor and prior to that I was a sales clerk at a porno movie store. For the former; I could relate to his expression about my life. The latter… well, the shocking thing is… Waffle aggressively took Cialis and Viagra pills just only to be massively horny. Ugh, and we get to a see a kitty penis on an animated children's television series. I didn't want to see this. This suddenly segwayed into Waffle brutally destroying his pet newts as we were given a realistic bloody gore scene with photo-realistic grisly images as that scene… that scene was suddenly sped up and the colors got more and more dark. You could hear loud noises of fainting in the background and louder sounds of mass gun shootings as if a terrorist attack happened at Nick Animation!

Mr. Blik comes in (the black cat voiced by Newman from some sitcom I used to remember… what was that show's name again?...), and he was grinning but it looked more haunting; sinister as all hell; I was petrified by his smiling face. He asks Waffle if he wanted to start a revolution- and no it's not that one famous song… you know, from Rise Against or Creed? No this was Mr. Blik starting World War III as he had an angry screaming German man with a German war outfit full of swastikas and a short mustache. Waffle lectures about a terrible dystopian future… something that will cause a deadly massacre… more victims being shot and killed… another crash to the World Trade Centre… he whispers to Mr. Blik, "I want to believe."

Gordon the cat who suspiciously sounds awfully like reality TV chef Gordon Ramsay walks in and insults the characters... and the writers? "You listen up… you can't write. You can't write! You are fuckin' terrible at writing an episode, you have no fleshed out character development this time around you fuckin' whores!" Holy shit, why is he cursing in a kid's show?! Nickelodeon didn't need this kind of profanity… maybe I was wrong. "And you ARE dead wrong, Renaldo!" Gordon said pointing at the camera towards me as if he was breaking the fourth wall; but no he stared at me with his demonic bloodshot eyes.