Chicken Stuffing

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*stuffs a chicken into your train ticket terminal*

You don't know the first thing about what I do or don't do on a daily basis to help people. Your assumptions are pathetic, and you couldn't be more wrong. I have no intention of starting a flash mob from my 'horse', and I certainly don't want whoever done this hanged. What I'd like to do is to inspire people to think, and to realize that this isn't very funny. If I can help others to see how disgustingly stupid this is, then maybe they won't start putting chickens in random places in an attempt to be funny, because it just isn't.

I should have known better than to have morals and values on a forum better known for fart jokes. It's funny (in a very unfunny way, so maybe odd) how people on here think that if someone double parks, they should have their car keyed, the tires slashed, and then have their car towed, but when some jackass stuffs a chicken into a terminal meant for scanning your train ticket, disabling everyone from using it, it's perfectly fine and hilarious. You're all but ready to hang someone for parking poorly (which is rude, I get it), but then when someone is not only intentionally wasteful, but also disables a terminal for hundreds of riders, that's somehow 'funny'. Can you not see the hypocrisy in that? Probably not.

What you don't know is that for years I've donated a ton of food (literally well over a ton, I'm not being figurative) that I've personally grown, and a lot of my time to local food pantries, and I've personally started & run food drives for those less fortunate. I'm not a 'white knight', I'm just a person trying to make a difference. I've taken it up with corporations (as you requested), and they've donated to the food drives I've run. But according to you, I'm just 'talking out of my ass', right? According to you, I do nothing to help anyone. Right? Because apparently you're an all knowing, all seeing genius, who feels justified in making assumptions and judging others. Well done. Now grow up yourself.

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