Clichéed.exe.exe/Rawnd2:ThePreview

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This story is a preview of the trollpasta Clichéed.exe.exe/Rawnd2

So yeah. Not much more to say.

Oh yeah, symptoms of reading this one may include frequent seizures, vomit, influenza, cancer, and depletetion and complete eradication of your brain cells. Please read with care.

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My name is Tom Kyle. I didn't believe in a place like this at first, aka I used to be a sceptic. But now, after my very dramatic death, I'm in a place I disbelieved in; Hell. See I'm an atheist. Anyways, I walked around in hell, and I saw people like Deadpool, Batman, and Barack Obama. Soon, I saw Allah-- I mean Satan. Yeah.

I said "Hello!" to Satan, and then he said "Wanna play a game?". I said "Sure, I wanna play Minecraft.". Then, Satan said "OK, here you go, a computer and a Minecraft game." Then I began playing Minecraft.

However, this game wasn't exactly Minecraft. It was called 'Super Hyperrealism Blood Death Miencwaft.anustarts'. I shrugged of the name, thinking "That's just a glitch, I'll keep playing". But that was my worst choice so far.

I made a world. I called it 'Batman's anus" and the world was being generated. But out of the corner of my eye, if saw a combination of words that shocked me. They said 'adding death'. I died of shock. But then I respawned, so I wasn't really dead. Then, the world was finished.

This wasn't a normal world. The grass was dripping hypersuperduperultraomegarealistic blood. I was shocked, almost to death. Again. Though I didn't die this time. Then, I saw a sheep. It was dripping with hypersuperduperultraomegarealistic blood, and it's eyes were hypersuperduperultraomegarealistic blood red. I killed the sheep, and got something. 'Blood wool'. But I just shrugged it off, seeing it as a glitch.

I saw many more glitches, like bloody cows and chickens, but I soon got diamonds. Or 'blood diamonds' as they were called now. Then, I died. And I respawned. In the game. But I had set the gamerule keepInventory to true. So i didn't lose my stuff. I then made some armor with the blood diamonds I had gotten, and then I went to the end.

I was now in the end. However, now it was called "Ur nekst". I didn't know what it meant, so I shrugged it off as a glitch. Then, the ended dragon came. But here, it was called bloody super duper dragon of death. I got killed by it. Then I died in the game and in real life. Then I went to purgatory. You're next, if you die.

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Well, that was The preview of Clichéed.exe.exe/Rawnd2, read my other Trollpastas, like "Clichéed.exe.exe", "sanicthehedgehorg.exe.avi.idk", "Omg 2sppoky5me poekmon batle" and the soon to be "Clichéed.exe.exe/Rawnd2. Please do. They're lonely.

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