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Coily is back, and he's more evil than ever! |
Coily is back, and he's more evil than ever! |
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Coily is eternal; he is not subject to whims, nor is he bound by mortality. Coily has been to Earth; Coily has been everywhere. Coily *is*. |
Coily is eternal; he is not subject to whims, nor is he bound by mortality. Coily has been to Earth; Coily has been [[File:Coily.jpg|thumb|192px|NOOOO SPRINGS!]]everywhere. Coily *is*. |
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Coily isn't concerned with trivial matters like taking over the universe or collecting stamps. Nay, his aims are much higher: |
Coily isn't concerned with trivial matters like taking over the universe or collecting stamps. Nay, his aims are much higher: |
Revision as of 23:49, 11 September 2012
Coily is back, and he's more evil than ever!
Coily is eternal; he is not subject to whims, nor is he bound by mortality. Coily has been to Earth; Coily has been
everywhere. Coily *is*.
Coily isn't concerned with trivial matters like taking over the universe or collecting stamps. Nay, his aims are much higher:
To ensure that everybody in the world understands how important springs are to our everyday lives
To join Coily's army of darkness, you must:
- Never abuse springs
- Understand how vital springs are to our lives. Springs don't need us; we need them.
- Yearn to have your own plush Coily doll, preferably with a pullstring to play hilarious Coily clips.
- Refuse to work for any other demonic sprites... *including* Mike's Socks' Sprite. ESPECIALLY Mike's Socks' Sprite.
- More things if I think of them.
Are you in?
Found here.