Cool Cat Spinoffs That Will Never Happen

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• Cool Cat Doesn't Save the Kids
• Cool Cat Kills Daddy Derek
• Cool Cat Eats A Dick
• Cool Cat Loves Kiddy Cock
• Cool Cat Gets Herpes
• Cool Cat Has Sex with Satan
• Cool Cat Loves Censorship
• Cool Cat Joins ISIS
• Cool Cat Heils Hitler
• Cool Cat Loves War
• Cool Cat Joins The KKK
• Cool Cat Joins The Nazi Party
• Cool Cat Tries to Fist Cthulhu
• Cool Cat Summons Cthulhu
• Cool Cat Joins Reddit
• Cool Cat Gets Bitchslapped By A Redheaded Hooker Demon
• Cool Cat Joins Tumblr
• Cool Cat Orchestrates The Nuclear Holocaust
• Cool Cat Causes The Singularity
• Cool Cat Assassinates The President
• Cool Cat Starts A Cult
• Cool Cat Feasts On The Flesh Of The Unborn
• Cool Cat Drowns Babies
• Cool Cat Writes A Trollpasta
• Cool Cat Meets Jeff the Killer
• Cool Cat Saves The Cloppers
• Cool Cat Cooks The Jews
• Cool Cat Makes A Porno
• Cool Cat Killed The Cooks
• Cool Cat Cooks Methaphetamine
• Cool Cat Finds Slenderman
• Cool Cat Joins CPWiki
• Cool Cat Plays SONIC.EXE
• Cool Cat Watches The Ring
• Cool Cat Joins FF.net
• Cool Cat Writes A Movie
• Cool Cat Vs. I Hate Everything: Dawn Of The Internet
• Cool Cat Love Babies
• Cool Cat Kills Sonic99rae
• Cool Cat Finds A Fedora
• Cool Cat Dies Of Aids
• Cool Cat Kills 3Lamestudio
• Cool Cat.exe
• Cool Cat Saves The Bullies
• Cool Cat Gets On Mr. Bones Wild Ride
• Cool Cat Goes To Somalia
• Cool Cat Wastes Water
• Cool Cat Writes A Manga
• Cool Cat badz at teh grammers.
• Cool Cat Gets Triple Anal Fisted by Daddy Derek, Butch the Bully, and IHE
• Cool Cat Lost Episode
• Cool Cat Finds Himself
• Cool Cat Gets Off To Hentai
• Cool Cat Finds Himself... On Rule 34
• Cool Cat Gets Addicted To Meth
• Cool Cat Inhales Dong
• Cool Cat Becomes A Cyber Punk
• Cool Cat 06
• Cool Cat Wanks Off To 50 Shades Of Grey
• Cool Cat Grows The Fuck Up
• Cool Cat vs. The Troll Punks
• Cool Cat Sucks Dick For Meth
• Cool Cat Meets Daddy D-erect
• Cool Cat x Shrek: A Romantic Hentai
• Cool Cat Enslaves The Mexicans
• Cool Cat Elects Donald Trump For Emperor
• Cool Cat Reads The Story Of Little Black Sambo
• Cool Cat Burns In Hell
• Cool Cat Hires Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris as hitmen
• Cool Cat And Hitler BFF
• Cool Cat Murders Future Cool Cat
• Cool Cat Apologizes To IHE
• Cool Cat Makes R34
• Cool Cat Makes A Megaman Game
• Cool Cat Catches A Minun And Kills A Plusle With It
• Cool Cat Kills Memy9909
• Cool Cat Sues Trollpasta Wiki
• Cool Cat Takes Off His Fursuit
• Cool Cat Gets Off To Pokemon
• Cool Cat Goes To North Korea
• Cool Cat Disrespects An Opinion
• Cool Cat Visits the Internet Fetish Community
• Cool Cat Smokes The Weed
• Cool Cat Is Love, Cool Cat Is Life
• Cool Cat On Ice
• Cool Cat Gets Ran Over
• Cool Cat Cools Down
• Cool Cat Takes On The Role Of Doctor Light
• Cool Cat Gets A Copyright Strike
• Cool Cat Drinks Mountain Dew And Eats Doritos
• Cool Cat In: The Furriest Of Porn Alive - A 12 DVD Box Set
• Cool Cat Destroys The Death Star
• Cool Cat Becomes All the Characters In Star Wars: The Force Awakens
• Cool Cat Becomes A Third-Wave Feminist and Protests Star Wars: The Force Awakens
• Cool Cat The Catholic Priest
• Cool Cat Fucks The Kids
• Cool Cat Is God
• Cool Cat Destroys The Earth With His GODLY THIGHS
• Cool Cat Meets Pepe In: The Tragic Meme-tastrophy Of 2016
• Cool Cat Becomes A Hipster
• Cool Cat Goes To SXSW
• Cool Cat Protests Mainstream Bands
• Cool Cat Eats Literal Shit
• Cool Cat Eats Feminist Vaginal Yeast Bread and Feminist Menstrual Blood Cookies
• Cool Cat Becomes A Playable Character On Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts
• Cool Cat x JonTron x Jacques - A Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts Love Story
• Cool Cat Covers "Bring Me to Life" By Evanescence
• Cool Cat Becomes The Supreme Meme Lord
• Cool Cat vs. Donald Trump - Who Will Be The 2016 Republican Presidential Candidate?
• Cool Cat Remixes "Where Are Ü Now (feat. Justin Bieber)" By Jack Ü
• Cool Cat Becomes An EDM Artist
• Cool Cat Tops The Charts With His New Hit Song "Saving the Kids"
• Cool Cat Provides Salvation For The Kids
• Cool Cat Sues Everyone Who Contributed to This Page
• Cool Cat Makes A Shitty Troll Pasta About Himself That Gets Taken Off The Wiki
• Cool Cat And The SJW Adventure
• Cool Cat: A Bollywood Production
• Cool Cat Becomes Megamind's New Minion
• Cool Cat Becomes a Minion
• Cool Cat Is Satan
• Cool Cat: the Broadway Play
• Cool Cat Is MrRepzion's Annoying Neighbor
• Cool Cat Covers Purpose by Justin Bieber
• Cool Cat Becomes a Teen Heartthrob
• Cool Cat Gets HIV From Fucking Too Many Fangirls
• Cool Cat Lives for the Applause
• Cool Cat Becomes a Rapper
• LLCoolCatJJFish Releases His Debut Mixtape
• LLCoolCatJJFish's Mixtape Is So Fire It Blows Up America
• Cool Cat Uses a Gun For the First Time
• Cool Cat Becomes a Mass Murderer
• Cool Cat Kills Butch the Bully
• Butch the Bully Saves the Kids
• Cool Cat Destroys America
• Cool Cat Meets His Evil Alternate Universe Doppelganger Kill Kat
• Cool Cat Finds a Beer Bottle
• Cool Cat Finds Prescription Pills
• Cool Cat Loves Alternatul Fuels
• Cool Cat Loves Wrastling
• Cool Cat Meets LL Cool J and IceJJFish Who Sue Him for Stealing Their Names to Make His Rap Fursona
• Cool Cat Makes a Human Fursona
• Cool Cat vs. Godzilla
• Cool Cat Meets Jeff the Potato
• Cool Cat Was Phone
• Cool Cat Ate a Chocolate Bar
• Cool Cat Meets His Dog Alternate Universe Doppleganger Kool Dawg
• Cool Cat Meets Butch the Bully's Nice Alternate Universe Doppelganger Freddy the Friend
• Cool Cat Is Secretly The Amazing Atheist
• Cool Cat Finds Bobsheaux's Review
• Cool Cat Takes His Head Off for a Guy at Disney's Lost Amusement Park
• Cool Cat Loves Ariana Grande Harder
• Cool Cat Fucks Vivica A. Fox
• Cool Cat's Life: Under the Fursuit
• Cool Cat Chases Butch the Bully Into a Police Car For 90 Minutes
• Cool Cat Creates a Pipe Bomb
• Cool Cat Becomes the Pope
• Cool Cat the Time Traveler
• Cool Cat Becomes a Pharaoh
• Cool Cat Blows up the Nazi Regime
• Cool Cat Recreates the Universe
• sdiK eht sevaS taC looC
• Cool Cat Dates the Trollpasta Wiki
• Cool Cat Plays Angry Birds
• Cool Cat the XBOX ONE Fanboy
• Cool Cat Makes Dank Memes
• Cool Cat - the Origin Story
• Cool Cat Meets Charlie Sheen
• Cool Cat Gets EbolAIDS from Charlie Sheen
• Cool Cat Loves War Prisoners
• Cool Cat Visits the Land of Ooo
• Cool Cat Did 9/11
• Daddy Derek Saves the Kids
• Cool Cat is CoolCubed in: Teaching Kids Geometry
• Cool Cat 2: Electric Boogaloo
• Cool Cat Listens to Death Grips
• Cool Cat Gets Noided
• Cool Cat Listens to Djent
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• Cool Cat - Directed by Micheal Bay
• Cool Cat: the Animate Series (Produced by Video Brinquedo)
• Cool Cat Becomes a Whovian
• Cool Cat Meets the Doctor in the Hollywood Parade
• Cool Cat Ignores the Mystery Machine as He Introduces Other Stupid Cars to Kids
• The Mystery Machine - Forever Alone
• Cool Cat Becomes a Fish
• Cool Cat Has a Threesome with Hitler
• Cool Cat Lures Children Back to His House
• Where the Cool Cats Go to Die
• Cool Kitten - an Educational Film Series for Babies
• Cool Cat Fucks Elmo
• Cool Cat Becomes a Character on Sesame Street
• Cool Cat Skins Peter Griffin and Steals His Life
• Cool Cat Meets His Japanese Cousin Hello Kitty
• Hello Kitty says Goodbye For the First Time as She is Held Prisoner in Cool Cat's Sex Dungeon
• Cool Cat the Slave Owner
• Cool Cat and Trolley the Trout Start a Family Together
• Cool Cat Becomes A Pokemon Master
• Cool Cat Applies For Admin On Trollpasta Wiki
• Cool Cat 2: Butch The Bully Strikes Back
• Cool Cat Gets Arrested
• The Kids Save Cool Cat
• Cool Cat Learns The Dangers Of Being Cool
• Cool Cat Steals Christmas
• Cool Cat Takes the Christ Outta Christmas
• Straight Outta Cool Cat's House
• Cool Cat Fucks Jesus
• Cool Cat 3: Return Of Daddy Derek
• Cool Cat Joins A Valve Server In Tf2
• Cool Cat Steals Candy From A Baby
• Cool Cat Starts A Fanclub
• Cool Cat Joins One Direction
• Cool Cat Directs A Porno
• Cool Cat The Killer
• Cool Cat Ft. Dante From The Devil May Cry Series
• Cool Cat and Knuckles
• The Fresh Cool Cat Of Bel-Air
• Cool Cat's Cool Christmas
• Cool Cat Saves Santa
• Cool Cat Uses MSPaint For The First Time
• Cool Cat Joins The Power Rangers
• Cool Cat Starts A Youtube Flamewar
• Cool Cat Reads The List Of Cool Cat Spinoffs That Will Never Happen
• Cool Cat Gets On Dancing With The Stars
• Cool Cat Saves Santa From Butch The Bully
• Maria Saves The Kids
• Cool Cat Saves The Ghosts From The Ghostbusters Car
• Cool Cat Starts A Let's Play Channel On YouTube
• Cool Cat Reads Creepypastas
• coolcat.avi
• Cool Cat Fucks Slenderman
• Cool Cat Jams Out to YourMovieSucksDOTOrg's Song on Guitar Hero
• Cool Cat Assasinates JFK
• Cool Cat Does 9/11
• Cool Cat Fucks a Goat
• Cool Cat The Killer
• Cool Cat's Dank Open Hexagon Pack
• Cool Cat Goes To The UN To Complain About Online Critique Under The Veil Of Harassment
• Cool Cat Attacks Paris
• Cool Cat 4: The Bully Menace
• Cool Cat Settles It In Smash
• Cool Cat Becomes A Fanboy
• Cool Cat Enrolls In Oxford
• Cool Cat Becomes Dope Dog
• Cool Cat Works At 7/11
• Cool Cat Gets Banned For Wikia
• Cool Cat: The Original Series
• Cool Cat Meets EVIL PATRIXXX
• Cool Cat Can't Wake Up
• Cool Cat Does Drugs
• Cool Cat Isn't Cool Anymore
• The Bullies Save Cool Cat
• Maria And Butch The Bully: A Tale Of Love From The World Of Cool Cat
• Super Xtreme Ultra Cool Cat 4 Arcade Deluxe Edition
• How The Bullies Stole Christmas: A Cool Cat Christmas Tale
• Cool Cat Becomes Dictator For Life
• Cool Cat Sues IHateEverything
• Butch The Bully The Killer
• Daddy Derek And Cool Cat Rob The Bank
• Cool Cat Learns Quantum Physics
• Cool Cat Creates An OC
• Cool Cat: The Next Generation
• Cool Cat: Deep Space 9
• Cool Cat Becomes A Bully
• Cool Cat Starts A Death Metal Band
• Cool Cat Gets A Virus
• Cool Cat Learns To Shitpost