Corn

I want to eat corn so bad. Ohhhh fuuck... Like seriously, I can get off to just the thought of it! the yellow kernals being stained white with butter, taking bites ferociously...

Call me weird or stupid, but like, seriously, there's nothing better! beans/kiwis just don't cut it at all for me. Skin is just too weird and smooth and cold to deal with and has little hairs, like what the fuck? Those feel weird, and the hair gets all sweaty and sticky and gross when eating. Like, imagine eating a hairball right out of the bath. Nasty.

The warm texture of corn feels nice and cool to the touch, while the insides become juicy, tasty, and delicious while the chomping ensues! I must say the husk is just something else, they wrap around the corn making little messand preserving the flavor, locking me into an unforgettable, loving embrace. The kernals too, my teeth strong enough to crush the kernals yet gentle enough to not bite through the stalk... Everyone calls me crazy for this but I really don't care that some people don't like corn, if a cob of corn could be infinite it would be wonderful! But even if it isn't the happiness from eating it is strong enough to overcome barriers like that.

Plus, because of taste, no extra flavors required! plain and unbuttered corn, just like how Mother Nature wants it to be! corn is easily one of the greatest foods! corns the best and the tastiest and nothing will convince me otherwise.

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Credited to perry-1 

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