Create a Trollpasta with one word per edit

yui eating a burger

It's simple. With every edit, you only add one word. Hopefully we can make something that will be good.

The Story

Sonic.EXE fights Jeff then he asked "hey got some Grapes?" Fuck me Slenderman and then tails dies from ligma. Toothbrush Jeff then played TF2 try fuckass. Mario then screamed "Somebody danced the moonwalk!" and then dies of aids and got mayonnaise which revived mario. Meanwhile, Luigi nuked Peach's Castle while eating Mom's hyper-realistic bloodshot lasagna. Gary watched Sonic.EXE and Jeff fight a massive cat who pissed him self before epically transforming in to Dr. Eggman and killing Jeff and Mario dead. Cat dog and Kite-Man