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It was all a dream! I used to read Word Up magazine. Salt-n-Peppa and Heavy D up in the limousine. Hangin' pictures on my wall. Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl. |
It was all a dream! I used to read Word Up magazine. Salt-n-Peppa and Heavy D up in the limousine. Hangin' pictures on my wall. Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl. |
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And if ya don't know, now ya know, |
And if ya don't know, now ya know, *****. |
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But little did I know that I was in for another adventure. |
But little did I know that I was in for another adventure. |
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And that's the reason McDonald's doesn't air Mac Tonight commercials anymore. |
And that's the reason McDonald's doesn't air Mac Tonight commercials anymore. |
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And if ya don't know, now ya know, |
And if ya don't know, now ya know, *****. |
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But wait, you want more? You say the title is a lie? You want a story about the Crips? Well fuck you! |
But wait, you want more? You say the title is a lie? You want a story about the Crips? Well fuck you! |
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I wandered aimlessly for days, and the hot California sun beamed down on me so hard that I became a real life Moses (I say real life because all religion is fake). If you don't get Biblical references, I became black. |
I wandered aimlessly for days, and the hot California sun beamed down on me so hard that I became a real life Moses (I say real life because all religion is fake). If you don't get Biblical references, I became black. |
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And if ya don't know, now ya know, |
And if ya don't know, now ya know, *****. |
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I ended up in Compton when I saw Eazy-E's corpse, I walked up to it, but then a bunch of Bloods sprung out of the bushes. I grabbed a knife and stabbed their leader. One sucka dead, LA Times front page cuz the Boyz-n-the-Hood are always hard. You come talkin' dat trash, we'll pull ya card. Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit. Don't quote me boy cuz I ain't sayin' shit. |
I ended up in Compton when I saw Eazy-E's corpse, I walked up to it, but then a bunch of Bloods sprung out of the bushes. I grabbed a knife and stabbed their leader. One sucka dead, LA Times front page cuz the Boyz-n-the-Hood are always hard. You come talkin' dat trash, we'll pull ya card. Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit. Don't quote me boy cuz I ain't sayin' shit. |
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[[File:Crip tattoos.jpg|thumb|150x150px|What my body looked like when I turned black.]] |
[[File:Crip tattoos.jpg|thumb|150x150px|What my body looked like when I turned black.]] |
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Then, Jay'quan Jackson emerged from the bushes and recruited me into the Compton Crips. I asked him what they were, and he told me, in these exact words, " |
Then, Jay'quan Jackson emerged from the bushes and recruited me into the Compton Crips. I asked him what they were, and he told me, in these exact words, "*****, you dunno what da Crips are? Bitch, we is a gang, *****. You needa learn up, foo'!" |
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And if ya don't know, now ya know, |
And if ya don't know, now ya know, *****. |
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At this point, the Notorious B.I.G. came up behind me and stabbed me in the leg for referencing his song, Juicy. |
At this point, the Notorious B.I.G. came up behind me and stabbed me in the leg for referencing his song, Juicy. |
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And if ya don't know, now ya know, |
And if ya don't know, now ya know, *****. |
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So I joined the Compton Crips. I killed so many fucking Bloods, until that one fateful day. |
So I joined the Compton Crips. I killed so many fucking Bloods, until that one fateful day. |