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Two months passed and I still haven't been found. I thought about going back home, but I figured I'll wait around there until I saw someone come looking for me. |
Two months passed and I still haven't been found. I thought about going back home, but I figured I'll wait around there until I saw someone come looking for me. |
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Two years |
Two years passed... |
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Three years since I left my |
Three years since I left my hometown... |
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Three years since I left my family |
Three years since I left my family behind... |
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Five years have passed and I finally returned home. I was surprised to see my parents and sister waiting for me. I told them what happened. They said they didn't really expect me back so soon. They asked why I came back. I explained that I had to save my life. |
Five years have passed and I finally returned home. I was surprised to see my parents and sister waiting for me. I told them what happened. They said they didn't really expect me back so soon. They asked why I came back. I explained that I had to save my life. |
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I then started hitting the center of the universe and smashed through it, where I found myself in front of a giant circle of light. |
I then started hitting the center of the universe and smashed through it, where I found myself in front of a giant circle of light. |
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I then collapsed onto the floor and fell asleep. The next day, I awakened to find myself in a strange new world. I was no longer |
I then collapsed onto the floor and fell asleep. The next day, I awakened to find myself in a strange new world. I was no longer human... I was no longer a peasant... I was no longer a farmer... I was no longer a fisherman or a hunter or a warrior or a soldier... |
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I stood up and screamed as loud as I could. I called upon all my strength to push my way through the darkness. I tore through the darkness and found myself in a vast plain. I saw an endless expanse of grass stretching endlessly ahead of me. |
I stood up and screamed as loud as I could. I called upon all my strength to push my way through the darkness. I tore through the darkness and found myself in a vast plain. I saw an endless expanse of grass stretching endlessly ahead of me. |
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I was standing in the middle of it. |
I was standing in the middle of it. |
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I then started walking towards the horizon and suddenly realized that I was moving at incredible speeds. I realized that I've gone from being a peasant to being a |
I then started walking towards the horizon and suddenly realized that I was moving at incredible speeds. I realized that I've gone from being a peasant to being a god... |
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I then stopped and stared at the horizon. |
I then stopped and stared at the horizon. |
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