Curse Of Rick Astley

I know your not going to believe this but I used to be a skeptic until these events rolled out, THIS ISNT A CREEPY PASTA IT ACTUALLLY HAPPENED YA.

On one fine autumn evening- I decided to go sit in a dark abandonned mansion which conveniently looked over a grave yard and in the distance you could see an old Nunery and further an Abandonned lighthouse which for some reason was still shining lights out when it wasn't even dark.

I was watching an old television like ya do in an old abandonned mansion (with my friends Nick and Matilda.) I was watching Rick Ashley when suddenly Nick broke a massive mirror because he was stupid.

Ashley looked at us. Then suddenly all the doors locked,

DONT LOOK BEHIND YOU.

Suddenly Rick Ashley was singing 'Never Gonna Give You Up' and then- he had little devil horns on and was doing the moon walk with Micheal Jackson.

Suddenly I woke up in a testing laboratory, Rick Ashley was watching me, now, the following bit if you read, you'll be cursed!

Rick Ashley threw down a laptop and said "SEE IF CLEVERBOT TALKS ABOUT BEN!"

So I did.

Cleverbot suddenly said "MWAHAHAHAHAH I KNOW ABOUT BEN NOW I WILL EAT YOU!"

Cleverbot grew devil horns and just POPPED OUT. Then Cleverbot began jumping around saying "MWAHAHAHAHHWHWA!"

Then suddenly I tripped up and fell onto my laptop and fell INTO THE INTERNET>

A TROLL FACE SUDDENLY SAID

"U TTROLLLLEDDDDDD"

Then I woKE UPSIDE OWN IUN SPACCEEE IM STILL THER TODAY PLUS I EVIL

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