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{{Note|This shit sucks ass. I'm the writer of this and regret it. I tried to be funny, but failed so fucking badly and made this unreadable. If you want to read it, you can, I'm just pointing out that it's heavily unfunny. The point in keeping this up still is to show people how to NOT make a Trollpasta and how I improved.}}
Warning: This kweepypasta ain't 4 peaple ages 11, under, and up
Any1 member the classic show Da Laloud Mouse? The classic 2016 BicMoanDen cartoon was amazing. But I walked on De Epik Street and found a VHS dat mead “Da LaLoud House Lost Episoad” which is amazingly in the title. I was an inten at BicMoanDen so I stoil it I meam I borriwed ut actualy it waz a giht dey gave me.▼
▲Any1 member the classic show Da Laloud Mouse? The classic 2016 BicMoanDen cartoon was amazing! I lived da shiow almost mah entire lived, but I won't bink of it da same woi again. But I walked on De Epik Street and found a VHS dat mead
The theme song storted except it was trowled down with a croopy deep background voice and backwords with heavily detail on YELLOW NUBBIE MINNIE MOUSE MINNION BANANA BLUD!1!1!1!1!! I touched it and It was rael I was sucky 2 mah blud. ▼
▲I plaid it at 3:00 A.M yes I know I doid 3:00 A.M! Don't complant or I'll cum to ur house and kill-ed you! The theme song storted except it was trowled down with a croopy deep background voice and backwords with heavily detail on YELLOW NUBBIE MINNIE MOUSE MINNION BANANA BLUD!1!1!1!1!! I touched it and It was rael I was sucky 2 mah blud.
Tren deh title card came and I found it querid that Lincoln would get in trable with the luw but it was bloody and hyperrealistic!
The beginun stated with Lincoln wacin TV than Da bois in blue came!
A giant red eye appneared I broshed it offf as de animeion ermar. Eventulmy, the lights in my house went off.
The cop #666 said
Than Lincoln scramed while 27.83 seconds of mastic came and da giant red eye opared. Soon da bois in blue went in their fun kar and came to mail which read in giant text
The text kept getting bigger and the screech kept Bering louder and moar migher bitched and my eyes and ears started bleeding Melow blud. Soon enough, da red eye appeared.
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When he cummed in, sum evil madmab kept hitbib Lincoln with a pan and he was blebing and a highly GRUCUM picture of him appeared. And I threw up ebuoghf 2 feed 25 whole armies!
Licant gwabbed a bat wit blud! "Weady 2 doy, Bleff? LOLZ!!" He asked. "FUCK NO! I'M NOT FUCKING WEDY TWO FUCKING DIE! FUCK U!!! GO FUCK AND KILL URSELF!" Bleff Da Biller scwamed.
Soon, Lincoln called his family his parents screamed
Then Lincoln host a GBNIFE and Lily says
The red eye appeared and tauk Lincoln away after he stabith him in da eye and da Iye was bleeding tears than Lincoln blue hin uo! BLUE HIN UO!
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And Lincoln is tortured and preformed a surgery where all his blue, sweat, tears, memoriz, skin, burns, banes, treigns, intestinz, organdy, and muscies are removaef while he was crying and squaoelibg! It was all hyperrealistic and made me vomit again.
Lincoln DaTrump waz fucking ded his fast words were
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And then it said in Korean for 3 seconds
Something after da show ended made me jump out da window of mah 4th floor and run 2 da road 2 get ran over. In mindsight, I shouldn't've done dat. Butt, wut else? Da VHS waz over, yet da monster of it was still in my mind!
▲And then it said in Korean for 3 seconds “U r next I’m gonna KIL U Maxin Troythong! 666 STAM KILL DIE FIRE DEATH DEMON I WILL KILL YU AND DRUBK UR BLUD DEAF TEH DEF HAD RISEN HAIL SATAN DIE” I don’t know I’m not good at names I mean it is mah real name! Ho did it know MAH name?! And a loud voice said “DIE!”
I beat and smashed da VHS with a sludgehamna boarned it and threw it in the road. I called BicMoanDen and they said
The next day, I was champing sum veggies 4 dinnah and saw a Lincoln plushie holqng a BGNIFE! I scweoned and slut its throat, put it in a box, fed it 2 a shark, fed it 2 a lion, and fed it 2 a tiger!
Then 3 welks later, my fat pailmab
I plaid it and saw anatber file simply titled
Den, Sonik gets in a epik fite wit Bleff The Biller, Slundermab, and EVILPATRIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXX! Da battel waz epik until soon, SHREK oppeared abd decapitated them with his onion breaf! And said,
Susbenli, a GIANT BLOODY DOG verzian of Lincoln came crazin frew the TV screen if da naficial BicMoanDen Studios and hit my head right off my body which caused an EXPLOSION which killed every1 including Shrek Bort and da bludy dog!
Look out da window.
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Hello, Maxin Troythong,
De End
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