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AnyoneAny1 remembermember the classic show Da Laloud Mouse? The classic 2016 BicMoanDen cartoon was amazing. But I walked on De Epik Street and found a VHS dat mead “Da LaLoud House Lost Episoad” which is amazingly in the title. I was an inten at BicMoanDen so I stoil it I meam I borriwed ut actualy it waz a giht dey gave me.

The theme song storted except it was slowedtrowled down with a creepycroopy deep background voice and backwardsbackwords with heavily detail on YELLOW NUBBIE MINNIE MOUSE MINNION BANANA BLUD1!! I touched it and It was realrael I was sucky 2 mah bloodblud.

ThenTren thedeh title card came and I found it querid that Lincoln would get in troubletrable with the lawluw but it was bloody and hyperrealistic!

The beginun stated with Lincoln wacin TV than Da bois in blue came! “Ah shit!” Lincoln said I was shocked it’s a KIDS shiow! “The copscoppers are cumming! Ah shit! Ah shh-eat!” “Y r u pissed bout da popo cumming?” Lincoln’s mam “Adodedodedodedode” asked.

“FREEZE BITCH!” Da bois in blue screamedscramed! “Lincoln LaLoud is underunda arrestawest 4 attemptedatented murder of da Cookie Mobstah from MineCRAP!” The family eas in extraordinary circumstances and difficulties of shock!

A giant red eye appearedappneared I brushedbroshed it offf as de animationanimeion errorermar. EventuallyEventulmy, the lights in my house went off.

The cop #666 said “Lincunt LaMood is arrested for kidnappingkidrapin, dictatorship, crimes againstaganst humanityhumidity, nuking unkindness, genocidegeneamide, human traffickingtraficin, torture, murdermurber, public indecencyimdecenmy, aggravatedaddbramated assault, theft, arsonarzan, domestic terrorism, terrorism, consumption of human flesh, parking in restricted areas, multipl attend to overthro the US government, unlicenseb carrying of nuclearnoclear weaponry, illegal drug use, war crimes, profanity (said "I wanna fuck and kiss a fucked up rat’s ass with shit all over it!" in front of a class of 80 preschoolers), hate crimes, etc. I can continue in da courts all day!”

Than Lincoln screamedscramed while 27.83 seconds of staticmastic came and da giant red eye appearedopared. Soon da bois in blue went in their fun kar and came to jailmail which read in giant text “Da evilest pwison 4 da evilest vilinz” and a loud, hiqh dicked screech came.

The text kept getting bigger and the screech kept gettingBering louder and moar migher bitched and my eyes and ears started bleeding yellowMelow blud. Soon enough, da red eye appeared.

When he cummed in, sum evil madmab kept hitbib Lincoln with a pan and he was bleedingblebing and a highly GRUCUM picture of him appeared. And I threw up enoughebuoghf 2 feed 25 whole armies!

“U thinkbunk I’m wetawded huh?!” He said in response to getting repeaditkyrepdickby hit in da head. “Oh mah god! It’s a shitty trollpussy! U don’t have 2 fucking cricri wahwah over it!” Bleff Da Biller screamed loudly and acted like a maniacminaiac. The red eye appearedopeared again.

Soon, Lincoln called his family his parents screamed “OH MYMAI JESUSGUS CHRIST LINCOLN WE H8 U AND WE GONI MURFRT U WHEN U GET RELELAD!” His siblings yelled “GRR!”

The red eye appeared and tooktauk Lincoln away after he stabith him in da eye and da Iye was bleeding tears than Lincoln blue hin uo! BLUE HIN UO!

And Lincoln is tortured and preformed a surgery where all his blogblue, sweat, tears, memoriz, skin, burns, intestinz, organdy, and muscies are removaef while he was crying and squealingsquaoelibg! It was all hyperrealistic and made me vomit again.

Lincoln DaTrump waz fucking ded his lastfast words were “Oh noes!” While he was drowmqd the poil was BLEEDING! It showed a hyperrealistic picturedickmure of his deaddad body after everything removqw was aten and drunk by the red eye.

And then it said in Korean for 3 seconds “U r next I’m gonna KILLKIL uU Maxin Troythong! 666 STABSTAM KILL DIE FIRE DEATH DEMON I WILL KILL YU AND DRINKDRUBK UR BLUD DEAF TEH DEF HAD RISEN HAIL SATAN DIE” I don’t know I’m not good at names I mean it is mah real name! Ho did it know MAH name?! And a loud voice said “DIE!”

I beat and smashed da VHS with a sledgehammersludgehamna burnedboarned it and threw it in the road. I called BicMoanDen and they said “Wut? How did u find it? The show creatorcrept at Daverd has been slowly losing his grip of realityrealmity and has put his existentialexizemtal crisis into da daily funnies and lolz of Da LaLooods Home. And people by into thisdis lieleye day after day.”

The next day, I was choppingchamping sum veggies 4 dinnah and saw a Lincoln plushie holqng a BGNIFE! I screamedscweoned and slut its throat, put it in a box, fed it 2 a shark, fed it 2 a lion, and fed it 2 a tiger!

Then weeksweld later, my fat mailmanpailmab “Bort” whose name is Bort? Came and threw me a packagepockoge than disappeareddisopoared in thin smoke which was da VHS again. I screamedscweaned!

I playedplaid it and saw anotheranatber file simply titled “Bort” which just showed everyoneevery1 in da show and VHS all dead exceptexcebt Lincoln who was flying around with demonicdemobnic wings and hyperrealistic blood from his eyes and Sonic gave an evil laughlauf! Sonic swoopedswoaped down and cut Lincoln’s head off wit a sword and gun hyperrealistic blud shit out everywhereeverybere and Sonic shouted “I. AM. GOD!” The screen went black for 8.532 seconds.

SuddenlySusbenli, a GIANT BLOODY DOG versionverzian of Lincoln came crashingcrazin throughfrew the TV screen if da officialsticks BicMoanDen Studios and hit my head right off my body and I’m now dead! And my ghostghastl wrote this! You are reading a story by a ghostghastl and I am hauntingmauntbing you!

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