Da worst kweepypast Evah: Lincoln Latrouds trouble with Da Bois in Blue: Difference between revisions

Some intentional typos were hard to understand what words they meant.
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(Some intentional typos were hard to understand what words they meant.)
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The red eye appeared and tauk Lincoln away after he stabith him in da eye and da Iye was bleeding tears than Lincoln blue hin uo! BLUE HIN UO!
 
And Lincoln is tortured and preformed a surgery where all his blue, sweat, tears, memoriz, skin, burns, banes, treigns, intestinz, organdy, and muscies are removaef while he was crying and squaoelibg! It was all hyperrealistic and made me vomit again.
 
Lincoln DaTrump waz fucking ded his fast words were “Oh noes!” While he was drowmqd the poil was BLEEDING! It showed a hyperrealistic dickmure of his dad body after everything removqw was aten and drunk by the red eye.
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And then it said in Korean for 3 seconds “U r next I’m gonna KIL U Maxin Troythong! 666 STAM KILL DIE FIRE DEATH DEMON I WILL KILL YU AND DRUBK UR BLUD DEAF TEH DEF HAD RISEN HAIL SATAN DIE” I don’t know I’m not good at names I mean it is mah real name! Ho did it know MAH name?! And a loud voice said “DIE!”
 
I beat and smashed da VHS with a sludgehamna boarned it and threw it in the road. I called BicMoanDen and they said “Wut? How did u find it? The show crept atcreaptar Daverd has been slowly losing his grip of realmity and has put his exizemtal crisis into da daily funnies and lolz of Da LaLooods Home. And people by into dis leye day after day.”
 
The next day, I was champing sum veggies 4 dinnah and saw a Lincoln plushie holqng a BGNIFE! I scweoned and slut its throat, put it in a box, fed it 2 a shark, fed it 2 a lion, and fed it 2 a tiger!
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I plaid it and saw anatber file simply titled “Bort” which just showed every1 in da show and VHS all dead excebt Lincoln who was flying around with demobnic wings and hyperrealistic blood from his eyes and Sonic gave an evil lauf! Sonic swoaped down and cut Lincoln’s head off wit a sword and gun hyperrealistic blud shit out everybere and Sonic shouted “I. AM. GOD!” The screen went black for 8.532 seconds.
 
Susbenli, a GIANT BLOODY DOG verzian of Lincoln came crazin frew the TV screen if da sticksnaficial BicMoanDen Studios and hit my head right off my body and I’m now dead! And my ghastl wrote this! You are reading a story by a ghastl and I am mauntbing you!
 
Look out da window. I’m outdoif da houd watching yu right now! EEEEEKKK!!!! Still, I wanna know wut da message meant…
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