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Any1 member the classic show Da Laloud Mouse? The classic 2016 BicMoanDen cartoon was amazing! I lived da shiow almost mah entire lived, but I
I plaid it at 3:00 A.M yes I know I doid 3:00 A.M!
Tren deh title card came and I found it querid that Lincoln would get in trable with the luw but it was bloody and hyperrealistic!
The beginun stated with Lincoln wacin TV than Da bois in blue came!
A giant red eye appneared I broshed it offf as de animeion ermar. Eventulmy, the lights in my house went off.
The cop #666 said
Than Lincoln scramed while 27.83 seconds of mastic came and da giant red eye opared. Soon da bois in blue went in their fun kar and came to mail which read in giant text
The text kept getting bigger and the screech kept Bering louder and moar migher bitched and my eyes and ears started bleeding Melow blud. Soon enough, da red eye appeared.
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When he cummed in, sum evil madmab kept hitbib Lincoln with a pan and he was blebing and a highly GRUCUM picture of him appeared. And I threw up ebuoghf 2 feed 25 whole armies!
Licant gwabbed a bat wit blud!
Soon, Lincoln called his family his parents screamed
Then Lincoln host a GBNIFE and Lily says
The red eye appeared and tauk Lincoln away after he stabith him in da eye and da Iye was bleeding tears than Lincoln blue hin uo! BLUE HIN UO!
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And Lincoln is tortured and preformed a surgery where all his blue, sweat, tears, memoriz, skin, burns, banes, treigns, intestinz, organdy, and muscies are removaef while he was crying and squaoelibg! It was all hyperrealistic and made me vomit again.
Lincoln DaTrump waz fucking ded his fast words were
[[File:Creepydeadbodypic.jpg|left|250px|Da Kreepy Pic of Lincoln DEAD!]]
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And then it said in Korean for 3 seconds
Something after da show ended made me jump out da window of mah 4th floor and run 2 da road 2 get ran over. In mindsight, I
I beat and smashed da VHS with a sludgehamna boarned it and threw it in the road. I called BicMoanDen and they said
The next day, I was champing sum veggies 4 dinnah and saw a Lincoln plushie holqng a BGNIFE! I scweoned and slut its throat, put it in a box, fed it 2 a shark, fed it 2 a lion, and fed it 2 a tiger!
Then 3 welks later, my fat pailmab
I plaid it and saw anatber file simply titled
Den, Sonik gets in a epik fite wit Bleff The Biller, Slundermab, and EVILPATRIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXX! Da battel waz epik until soon, SHREK oppeared abd decapitated them with his onion breaf! And said,
Susbenli, a GIANT BLOODY DOG verzian of Lincoln came crazin frew the TV screen if da naficial BicMoanDen Studios and hit my head right off my body which caused an EXPLOSION which killed every1 including Shrek Bort and da bludy dog!
Look out da window.
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Hello, Maxin Troythong,
De End
GRRRRRR!!!!!
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