Dad's Poops

My dad's poops traumatized me.

For as long as I can remember, my dad's poops have always been very passionate. For some reason, he leaves the door half open so you can hear his poop shooting out of his butthole and splashing loudly into the toilet water all while he's grunting aggressively like "MMMMMMMMMMMM". When he finishes, he doesn't use toilet paper, he goes into the shower squats down, and splashes his arse with water. The ground of the shower has permanent brown spots all over it, maybe because of his splashing. My dad also walks around the house in just his underwear. His underwear is like a decade old, and the back of it is ripped apart, completely revealing my dads ass as he walks around the house without a care in the world.

I swear to fucking god, this must be some kind of attempt at his asserting his dominance in the household and it's fucking working, I'm traumatized.

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