Dangerous Dennis

As I walk down the streets of Sweden on my holiday, I stumbled upon this mysterious rundown church. I don't know what came over me but this place has ominous aura. And like the true idiot in these types of stories, I walked in. The place was cold and damp. It looks as if Crystal Castles' second album was an actual place. Randomly, in the corner of my eye, I see a black VHS with a shitty green sticky note on it. I walked over to it and read what was on the note. It reads "FOR THE LOVE OF JEBUS, DO NOT WATCH THIS TAPE!!!!! OR ELSE DENNIS WITH HYPER-REALISTIC BLOODY EYES WILL MASSACRE YOU WITH GORILLAZ LORE!!!!!! Signed, PhantomStrider"

Many thoughts raced in my head. The main one being "How did Strider come here and write this?Isn't he in Australia?" Anyways, I decided "Screw Strider's warnings! I have a fucking death wish!" and I took the tape back to my hotel. It conveniently has a VHS player in the room I'm in, despite the VHS format dead for decades now. But that's beside the point. I placed the VHS in the play and pressed play. What followed was a normal HoodoHoodlumsRevenge video. In this case, his video on the Gorillaz video game, Noodle Fight. The first 3 minutes seems normal, just Dennis failing miserably at this awful Gorillaz flash game. But something weird happened. The TV instantly went to static with a big block of text with a hyper realistic blood colour showing on the TV. It reads "I'm coming for you and kill you with my motherfucking hyper realistic bloody blood knowledge about bloody Gorillaz lore, blood."

In this instance, I realize 2 things... One, I'm possibly going to get mauled to death with Gorillaz lore by a creepypasta YouTuber... and two, IM IN A CRAPPY CREEPYPASTA!!!!!!!!!! Then I hear a knock on the door. I couldn't bring myself to open the door. My body wouldn't let me. Then I hear something faintly. It sounds like Dennis rapping Aimin My Gun At Yo Son by Big Baller B. Then, like the fucking FBI, Dennis breaks down my bloody door and the walls turn into a hyper realistic blood colour. Dennis walks in like the men in black and recites the Gorillaz lore all the way at the fucking begining. I dropped to my knees and hyper realistic started filling my vision. But I here something above me. It sounds... British?

Then out of fucking nowhere, Shadowhite comes out of the fucking ceiling riding a lion and with the British national anthem playing in the background. Shadowhite says in his majestical British accent "Don't worry, mate. I'll save you from this Certified Dudeist." Immediately, he starts fighting Dennis. He tries every card from his sleeve but it was useless. HIS KNOWLEDGE ABOUT GORILLAZ IS TOO STRONG!!!! We both fell to our knees and we were both slowly dying. Before we died, Dennis said one last thing... "ur mom"

I'm currently writing this in hell. Not just any ordinary hell. It was a hyper realistic bloody blood blood covered hell. I write this to give you a message beyond the grave... DONT BE IN SOME STUPID SIXTEEN YEAR OLDS CRAPPY CRAPSHOOT CREEPYPASTA!!!!!!!!!!

ya bum.

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