Daughter Combusted Copypasta

I threw my two year old daughter into the ocean, now my wife wants to divorce me. My (56m) daughter (2f) spontaneously combusted while we were doing a communal beach cleanup (we cleaned away 3523522 megatonnes of crude oil recently spilled on our beach, don't litter, people!) There were no other ways to extinguish the fire so I threw her into the ocean, I never let go of her, the fire went out and she is completely unharmed. My wife is mad at me because she said endangered her life. She has taken my daughter to her parents and I'm not allowed to see her anymore. am a loving father, what should do?

EDIT: Because people are saying that water is bad for an oil fire, it was not an oil fire! The crude oil was unrelated to the combustion!

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