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[[File:Bert looking.png|thumb|250px|right|What appeared at the end for a brief moment.]]
[[File:Bert looking.png|thumb|200px|right|What appeared at the end for a brief moment.]]


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IT WAS A COMPLETELY RED WEBSITE WITH A BLUE LINK. I clicked download and a virus got into my computer and pictures of skeletons started popping out and "Dem Bones" was playing! Task manager wouldn't pop up! But I copied the file to to a CD.
I was on the computer with my brother hank as we saw a link. It said. “Epic video clip here!” “You remember the last time you clicked a link.” Hank said. “No.” I responded. “Ya got rickrolled.” He said back. “For all we know this could be a virus. But fine you do it! When your done tell me what happened.” I clicked the link. It took me to a strange place.


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It was a lost episode of Sesame Street... Elmo was standing outside of Bert and Ernie's house, holding on to a bowl of oatmeal, crying, saying "His last meal". Big Bird came up, completely featherless, telling Elmo "I gave him all the feathers he could ever want. He loved pigeons, but that'll do for him."
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IT WAS A COMPLETELY RED WEBSITE WITH A BLUE LINK. I clicked download and a virus got into mycomputer and pictures of skeletons started popping out and "Dem Bones" was playing! Task manager wouldn't pop up! But I copied the file to to a CD.


I didn't know what that meant... so I fast forwarded it to Bert's house and Ernie was looking bone thin and rubber ducky sat next to him. Ernie looked very depressed.
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It was a lost episode of Sesame Street... Elmo was standing outside of Bert and Ernie's house, holding on to a bowl of oatmeal, crying, saying "His last meal". Big Bird came up, completely featherless, telling Elmo "I gave him all the feathers he could ever want. He loved pigeons, but that'll do for him."

I didn't know what that meant... but I kept of watching. Cookie Monster had a monstrously big cookie jar that I passed out for a moment. When I woke up Cookie Monster said. “C is for cookie. Cookie is for me. B is for Bert. I will miss him dearly.” Then Grover appeared with some magnets. “He loved magnets” Grover said. “I let him play with these before he slept.” Again I was confused. so I fast forwarded it to Bert's house and Ernie was looking bone thin and rubber ducky sat next to him. Ernie looked very depressed.


"We need to go visit him, Rubber Ducky."
"We need to go visit him, Rubber Ducky."


As Ernie went to his room, holding rubber ducky. I heard music from suicidemouse.avi. He slowly opened the door where a blanket with something under it lay.
Ernie went to his room, holding rubber ducky. He slowly opened the door where a blanket with something under it lay.


"Bert, I uh, wanted to come and visit."
"Bert, I uh, wanted to come and visit."


Ernie pulled the blankets back. Bert was looking hyper realistically dead. Ernie began to cry. It zoomed in on Rubber ducky where a tear fell from his eye as well. Then it cut to gray, with a long, loud beep. “JESUS HAROLD CHRIST!” I screamed. That was horrific! I stared at the tv for a few seconds. I thought it was over, but then the screen flickered and showed an image of Bert, but he was sitting up, looking straight at me. “Woah woah woah wtf is going on!” I said. Soon at night I was getting ready to go to bed. But a figure under the blankets was sitting up. I assumed it was my brother hank. Who wanted me about the thing in the first place. “Hank I’m sorry but I just wanted to see what it was-“ it wasn’t hank. It was Bert. Looking straight at me. Holding hanks head. “I can’t die forever. Only the victims will.” He said… “only the victims…”
Ernie pulled the blankets back. Bert was looking hyper realistically dead. Ernie began to cry. It zoomed in on Rubber ducky where a tear fell from his eye as well. Then it cut to gray, with a long, loud beep. I thought it was over, but then the screen flickered and showed an image of Bert, but he was sitting up, looking straight at me.


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Latest revision as of 19:47, 19 October 2022

What appeared at the end for a brief moment.

IT WAS A COMPLETELY RED WEBSITE WITH A BLUE LINK. I clicked download and a virus got into my computer and pictures of skeletons started popping out and "Dem Bones" was playing! Task manager wouldn't pop up! But I copied the file to to a CD.

It was a lost episode of Sesame Street... Elmo was standing outside of Bert and Ernie's house, holding on to a bowl of oatmeal, crying, saying "His last meal". Big Bird came up, completely featherless, telling Elmo "I gave him all the feathers he could ever want. He loved pigeons, but that'll do for him."

I didn't know what that meant... so I fast forwarded it to Bert's house and Ernie was looking bone thin and rubber ducky sat next to him. Ernie looked very depressed.

"We need to go visit him, Rubber Ducky."

Ernie went to his room, holding rubber ducky. He slowly opened the door where a blanket with something under it lay.

"Bert, I uh, wanted to come and visit."

Ernie pulled the blankets back. Bert was looking hyper realistically dead. Ernie began to cry. It zoomed in on Rubber ducky where a tear fell from his eye as well. Then it cut to gray, with a long, loud beep. I thought it was over, but then the screen flickered and showed an image of Bert, but he was sitting up, looking straight at me.


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