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[[File:Bert looking.png|thumb|200px|right|What appeared at the end for a brief moment.]] |
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IT WAS A COMPLETELY RED WEBSITE WITH A BLUE LINK. I clicked download and a virus got into my computer and pictures of skeletons started popping out and "Dem Bones" was playing! Task manager wouldn't pop up! But I copied the file to to a CD. |
IT WAS A COMPLETELY RED WEBSITE WITH A BLUE LINK. I clicked download and a virus got into my computer and pictures of skeletons started popping out and "Dem Bones" was playing! Task manager wouldn't pop up! But I copied the file to to a CD. |
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It was a lost episode of Sesame Street... Elmo was standing outside of Bert and Ernie's house, holding on to a bowl of oatmeal, crying, saying "His last meal". Big Bird came up, completely featherless, telling Elmo "I gave him all the feathers he could ever want. He loved pigeons, but that'll do for him." |
It was a lost episode of Sesame Street... Elmo was standing outside of Bert and Ernie's house, holding on to a bowl of oatmeal, crying, saying "His last meal". Big Bird came up, completely featherless, telling Elmo "I gave him all the feathers he could ever want. He loved pigeons, but that'll do for him." |
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I didn't know what that |
I didn't know what that meant... so I fast forwarded it to Bert's house and Ernie was looking bone thin and rubber ducky sat next to him. Ernie looked very depressed. |
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"We need to go visit him, Rubber Ducky." |
"We need to go visit him, Rubber Ducky." |
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"Bert, I uh, wanted to come and visit." |
"Bert, I uh, wanted to come and visit." |
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Ernie pulled the blankets back. Bert was looking |
Ernie pulled the blankets back. Bert was looking hyper realistically dead. Ernie began to cry. It zoomed in on Rubber ducky where a tear fell from his eye as well. Then it cut to gray, with a long, loud beep. I thought it was over, but then the screen flickered and showed an image of Bert, but he was sitting up, looking straight at me. |
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[[Category:And then a skeleton popped out]] |
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[[Category:Well, that was pointless.]] |
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Latest revision as of 19:47, 19 October 2022
IT WAS A COMPLETELY RED WEBSITE WITH A BLUE LINK. I clicked download and a virus got into my computer and pictures of skeletons started popping out and "Dem Bones" was playing! Task manager wouldn't pop up! But I copied the file to to a CD.
It was a lost episode of Sesame Street... Elmo was standing outside of Bert and Ernie's house, holding on to a bowl of oatmeal, crying, saying "His last meal". Big Bird came up, completely featherless, telling Elmo "I gave him all the feathers he could ever want. He loved pigeons, but that'll do for him."
I didn't know what that meant... so I fast forwarded it to Bert's house and Ernie was looking bone thin and rubber ducky sat next to him. Ernie looked very depressed.
"We need to go visit him, Rubber Ducky."
Ernie went to his room, holding rubber ducky. He slowly opened the door where a blanket with something under it lay.
"Bert, I uh, wanted to come and visit."
Ernie pulled the blankets back. Bert was looking hyper realistically dead. Ernie began to cry. It zoomed in on Rubber ducky where a tear fell from his eye as well. Then it cut to gray, with a long, loud beep. I thought it was over, but then the screen flickered and showed an image of Bert, but he was sitting up, looking straight at me.
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