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"Bert, I uh, wanted to come and visit."
"Bert, I uh, wanted to come and visit."


Ernie pulled the blankets back. Bert was looking hyper realistically dead. Ernie began to cry. It zoomed in on Rubber ducky where a tear fell from his eye as well. Then it cut to gray, with a long, loud beep. "JESUS HAROLD CHRIST!" I screamed. That was horrific! I stared at the tv for a few seconds. I thought it was over, but then the screen flickered and showed an image of Bert, but he was sitting up, looking straight at me. "Woah woah woah wtf is going on!" I said. Soon at night I was getting ready to go to bed. But a figure under the blankets was sitting up. I assumed it was my brother hank. Who wanted me about the thing in the first place. "Hank I'm sorry but I just wanted to see what it was-" it wasn't hank. It was Bert. Looking straight at me. Holding hanks head. "I can't die forever. Only the victims will." He said… "only the victims…" he then stabbed me in the chest. I'm slowly and painfully dying. Please if your reading this.. don't click on links like that
Ernie pulled the blankets back. Bert was looking hyper realistically dead. Ernie began to cry. It zoomed in on Rubber ducky where a tear fell from his eye as well. Then it cut to gray, with a long, loud beep. "JESUS HAROLD CHRIST!" I screamed. That was horrific! I stared at the tv for a few seconds. I thought it was over, but then the screen flickered and showed an image of Bert, but he was sitting up, looking straight at me. "Woah woah woah wtf is going on!" I said. Soon at night I was getting ready to go to bed. But a figure under the blankets was sitting up. I assumed it was my brother hank. Who wanted me about the thing in the first place. "Hank I'm sorry but I just wanted to see what it was-" it wasn't hank. It was Bert. Looking straight at me. Holding hanks head. "I can't die forever. Only the victims will." He said... "only the victims..." he then stabbed me in the chest. I'm slowly and painfully dying. Please if your reading this.. don't click on links like that


New Ending: Soon at night I was getting ready to go to bed. But a figure under the blankets was sitting up. I assumed it was my brother hank. Who wanted me about the thing in the first place. "Hank I'm sorry but I just wanted to see what it was-" it wasn't hank. It was Bert. Looking straight at me. Holding hanks head. "I can't die forever. Only the victims will." He said… "only the victims…" but what he didn't know was that I was tricky the clown! And I took my stop sign and whacked him until he was dead for good. "HAAAAAANK!" I screamed.
New Ending: Soon at night I was getting ready to go to bed. But a figure under the blankets was sitting up. I assumed it was my brother hank. Who wanted me about the thing in the first place. "Hank I'm sorry but I just wanted to see what it was-" it wasn't hank. It was Bert. Looking straight at me. Holding hanks head. "I can't die forever. Only the victims will." He said... "only the victims..." but what he didn't know was that I was tricky the clown! And I took my stop sign and whacked him until he was dead for good. "HAAAAAANK!" I screamed.


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