Dead Mann

I like playing Team Fortress 2, yes. But I can't get over what I saw. Now, you might be thinking. "Oh! It's another fake with all those cliches!" No. This actually happened. Now, come sit down and read this story.

I was playing on my PS3 system, and got bored after creating a video, and wondered if I could fit in a game of TF2. Sadly, I wanted to play a game with only using the Unarmed Combat, but I couldn't buy it with $.49 in my steam account.

So I decided to go play mann vs machine, as my freind told me that you could find it on rare occasions, and mann vs machine gives a big drop chance. I also had no squad surplus tickets, so I looked up online so I could find an account with the tickets, without it having being stolen.

I came up on an account named "The BiggBo$$", and the most peculiar of things happened. As I was playing, the game had a tendancy to switch to the scout, with an unarmed combat and a slow movemant speed, as if it were using the baby face's blaster. I thought "Oh cool! It gave me an Unarmed Combat!". I regret getting a kill with it as the soldier I killed had a stick in his head, that randomly came out of the wall.

As I was going to eat a dinner of nice macaroni, I noticed the game became extremly loud, and made the sound of a scout saying "Help!" a hundred times, and then the game shut down and went to a youtube video about a news report. It said about this:

"A 24 year-old man impaled on a tree branch after drunk driving leaving an O'Charley's late at night, estimated 12:48 am."

The computer then started loading up steam, saying instead of Connecting to Steam Account: The BigBo$$, It said:

"Don't play that game again, little kid." With an eerie screeching sound made.

I decided to go out to eat that night, to help calm myself down, and the most demonic thing happened. As I was ordering at the cashier, I gave her the money for a Big Mac, and then covered her mouth and held up a crucifix from her necklace. She told me to come and see this, and she showed me the cashier showing the words: "NO MANN SHOULD DISGRACE ME" with the man spelled with 2 n's like in Team Fortress 2.

Coming Home, I went to change the radio station, as I don't like the channel with only talk. As I heard my favorite song, Paralyze, the radio started playing a familiar song. It was the Original Lavender Town song from Pokemon Green. Then it got slower, and slower, and slower until I was able to hear these letters in static:

"You have disturbed the bigbo$$. You deserve to be punished."

And then the car spinned out of control, and the van was totaled beyond repair.

I knew something was up. So I got my holy bible out of my bedroom, and started to load up steam. It said: "Digging the dead man's grave"and it loaded Team Fortress 2. The game sent me to a map called "The Grave" and I opened the bible and started to find a verse.

It loaded with the scout equipped with the Unarmed Combat, and was moving extremely slow. It said in the chat: " You shouldn't of diturbed me. Now you will pay." and the game made the scout scream louder and louder. I started reding the bible's verses, louder to overcome the screams.

The computer froze at a picture saying: "The Holy Mann overcomes a Bo$$. The Bo$$ just can't die."

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