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I'm the biggest smash mouth fan, I've always listened to it in the car, when I was out-and-about |
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[[File:AfehgsdWGSAfd.png|thumb|220x220px|The only screencap i've taken of the video.]] |
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I’m the |
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biggest smash mouth fan, I’ve always listened to it in the car, when I was |
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out-and-about |
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Just chilling on the sidewalk, drawing. |
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Just |
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chilling on the sidewalk, drawing. |
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My personal favorite was All Star, the sounds made me feel comfortable and safe, after what happened |
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My personal |
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favorite was All Star, the sounds made me feel comfortable and safe, after what |
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happened |
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I don't feel those feelings anymore. |
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I don’t |
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feel those feelings anymore. |
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It all started at my brothers house, it was rather boring, so naturally I wanted to listen to some smash mouth to pass the time. What I didn't know is that I haven't brought my Ipod with me, and it was late at night so, as I thought going back 30 km to home just to get the damn Ipod would be too much effort. |
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It all |
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started at my brothers house, it was rather boring, so naturally I wanted to |
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listen to some smash mouth to pass the time. What I didn’t know is that I |
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haven’t brought my Ipod with me, and it was late at night so, as I thought |
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going back 30 km to home just to get the damn Ipod would be too much effort. |
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So I sat. |
So I sat. And waited. |
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And waited. |
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That didn't last long, my lust for Smash Mouth was Impenetrable I could hear my heartbeat get faster and faster, then suddenly I heard the tv come on. |
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That didn’t |
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last long, my lust for Smash Mouth was Impenetrable I could hear my heartbeat |
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get faster and faster, then suddenly I heard the tv come on. |
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I carefully went into the room, slowly going insane from my need. |
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I carefully |
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went into the room, slowly going insane from my need. |
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The tv was playing Shrek, I clung to the sofa and was frantically waiting for the sweet melody of my childhood. |
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The tv was |
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playing Shrek, I clung to the sofa and was frantically waiting for the sweet |
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melody of my childhood. |
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At that point I haven't had ever had been more happy... |
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At that |
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point I haven’t had ever had been more happy… |
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The power |
The power went out. |
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went out. |
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The disappointment rubbed into my face as the power went back on again, I searched for the channel, but alas no Shrek. |
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The disappointment |
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rubbed into my face as the power went back on again, I searched for the |
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channel, but alas no Shrek. |
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Angry at life I went to my last resort, I grabbed my brothers pc out of desperation turning it on. The computer was booting up, I though: "If I cant do it on tv, I can do it on pc!", windows log-in message proudly appeared, I exclaimed with glee: "YES FINALY". |
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Angry at |
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life I went to my last resort, I grabbed my brothers pc out of desperation |
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turning it on. The computer was booting up, I though: “If I cant do it on tv, I |
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can do it on pc!”, windows log-in message proudly appeared, I exclaimed with |
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glee: “YES FINALY”. |
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I clicked internet explorer as fast as I could, typed YouTube, and saw a smash mouth video in the recommended, my heart skipped a beat, as I was frozen in fear, |
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I clicked |
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internet explorer as fast as I could, typed YouTube, and saw a smash mouth |
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video in the recommended, my heart skipped a beat, as I was frozen in fear, |
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The picture of the video was distorted, but the worst thing was San Hoseys face, it was swollen and had red eyes, I didn't care, I just needed my pop of smash mouth. |
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The picture |
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of the video was distorted, but the worst thing was San Hoseys face, it was |
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swollen and had red eyes, I didn’t care, I just needed my pop of smash mouth. |
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*click* |
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It started normally, I was finally getting my Smash Mouth, but after a few seconds the music started to get slower, and slower the more I went into the video, |
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It started |
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normally, I was finally getting my Smash Mouth, but after a few seconds the |
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music started to get slower, and slower the more I went into the video, |
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I shriveled with fear, but I couldn't have passed up this opportunity, it would've been too much. I heard sounds in my room, and exclaimed: "Who the hell is in here!?" |
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I shriveled |
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with fear, but I couldn’t have passed up this opportunity, it would’ve been too |
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much. I heard sounds in my room, and exclaimed: “Who the hell is in here!?” |
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I turned around and saw something pass by, shocked I quickly grabbed the lamptop and went downstairs, the hellish toon still playing, I frantically tried to turn it off, but no alas the pc was frozen, |
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I turned |
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around and saw something pass by, shocked I quickly grabbed the lamptop and |
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went downstairs, the hellish toon still playing, I frantically tried to turn it |
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off, but no alas the pc was frozen, |
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I started to panic and call up for help, I yelled: "HELP PLEASE SOMEBODY IM IN ETERNAL HELL!!", I saw the shadowy figure come t'words me floor creaking under the huge mass, the music got lower, and slower, and slower, until it uproached me, right in the face, I clenched my eyes and prayed for safety... |
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I started |
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to panic and call up for help, I yelled: “HELP PLEASE SOMEBODY IM IN ETERNAL |
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HELL!!”, I saw the shadowy figure come t’words me floor creaking under the huge |
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mass, the music got lower, and slower, and slower, until it uproached me, right |
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in the face, I clenched my eyes and prayed for safety… |
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I slowly |
I slowly opened my eyes. |
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opened my eyes. |
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There was nothing there. I stood up, and went upstairs to bed, didn't even want to sleep but the bed pulled me in. |
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I there was |
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nothing there. I stood up, and went upstairs to bed, didn’t even want to sleep |
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but the bed pulled me in. |
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In the dream, I was with Shrek, he was smiling, and we were running in a valley. |
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In the |
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dream, I was with Shrek, he was smiling, and we were running in a valley. |
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Suddenly Shrek stopped smiling the familiar childhood toon got slower, and he sad: |
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Suddenly |
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Shrek stopped smiling the familiar childhood toon got slower, and he sad: |
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"Smoke weed." |
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“Smoke |
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[[Category:Trollpasta]] |
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weed.” |
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[[Category:Smash mouth]] |
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[[Category:Shrek]] |
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[[Category:Internet]] |
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[[Category:Youtube]] |
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[[Category:Smoke weed]] |
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[[Category:Dramatic]] |
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[[Category:Dead mouth]] |
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[[Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ]] |
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[[Category:Unfunny]] |
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[[Category:Memes]] |
[[Category:Memes]] |
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[[Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ]] |
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[[Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY]] |
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Latest revision as of 10:37, 17 April 2024
I'm the biggest smash mouth fan, I've always listened to it in the car, when I was out-and-about
Just chilling on the sidewalk, drawing.
My personal favorite was All Star, the sounds made me feel comfortable and safe, after what happened
I don't feel those feelings anymore.
It all started at my brothers house, it was rather boring, so naturally I wanted to listen to some smash mouth to pass the time. What I didn't know is that I haven't brought my Ipod with me, and it was late at night so, as I thought going back 30 km to home just to get the damn Ipod would be too much effort.
So I sat. And waited.
That didn't last long, my lust for Smash Mouth was Impenetrable I could hear my heartbeat get faster and faster, then suddenly I heard the tv come on.
I carefully went into the room, slowly going insane from my need.
The tv was playing Shrek, I clung to the sofa and was frantically waiting for the sweet melody of my childhood.
At that point I haven't had ever had been more happy...
The power went out.
The disappointment rubbed into my face as the power went back on again, I searched for the channel, but alas no Shrek.
Angry at life I went to my last resort, I grabbed my brothers pc out of desperation turning it on. The computer was booting up, I though: "If I cant do it on tv, I can do it on pc!", windows log-in message proudly appeared, I exclaimed with glee: "YES FINALY".
I clicked internet explorer as fast as I could, typed YouTube, and saw a smash mouth video in the recommended, my heart skipped a beat, as I was frozen in fear,
The picture of the video was distorted, but the worst thing was San Hoseys face, it was swollen and had red eyes, I didn't care, I just needed my pop of smash mouth.
- click*
It started normally, I was finally getting my Smash Mouth, but after a few seconds the music started to get slower, and slower the more I went into the video,
I shriveled with fear, but I couldn't have passed up this opportunity, it would've been too much. I heard sounds in my room, and exclaimed: "Who the hell is in here!?"
I turned around and saw something pass by, shocked I quickly grabbed the lamptop and went downstairs, the hellish toon still playing, I frantically tried to turn it off, but no alas the pc was frozen,
I started to panic and call up for help, I yelled: "HELP PLEASE SOMEBODY IM IN ETERNAL HELL!!", I saw the shadowy figure come t'words me floor creaking under the huge mass, the music got lower, and slower, and slower, until it uproached me, right in the face, I clenched my eyes and prayed for safety...
I slowly opened my eyes.
There was nothing there. I stood up, and went upstairs to bed, didn't even want to sleep but the bed pulled me in.
In the dream, I was with Shrek, he was smiling, and we were running in a valley.
Suddenly Shrek stopped smiling the familiar childhood toon got slower, and he sad:
"Smoke weed."
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