Dead mouth

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The only screencap i've taken of the video.

I'm the biggest smash mouth fan, I've always listened to it in the car, when I was out-and-about

Just chilling on the sidewalk, drawing.

My personal favorite was All Star, the sounds made me feel comfortable and safe, after what happened

I don't feel those feelings anymore.

It all started at my brothers house, it was rather boring, so naturally I wanted to listen to some smash mouth to pass the time. What I didn't know is that I haven't brought my Ipod with me, and it was late at night so, as I thought going back 30 km to home just to get the damn Ipod would be too much effort.

So I sat. And waited.

That didn't last long, my lust for Smash Mouth was Impenetrable I could hear my heartbeat get faster and faster, then suddenly I heard the tv come on.

I carefully went into the room, slowly going insane from my need.

The tv was playing Shrek, I clung to the sofa and was frantically waiting for the sweet melody of my childhood.

At that point I haven't had ever had been more happy…

The power went out.

The disappointment rubbed into my face as the power went back on again, I searched for the channel, but alas no Shrek.

Angry at life I went to my last resort, I grabbed my brothers pc out of desperation turning it on. The computer was booting up, I though: "If I cant do it on tv, I can do it on pc!", windows log-in message proudly appeared, I exclaimed with glee: "YES FINALY".

I clicked internet explorer as fast as I could, typed YouTube, and saw a smash mouth video in the recommended, my heart skipped a beat, as I was frozen in fear,

The picture of the video was distorted, but the worst thing was San Hoseys face, it was swollen and had red eyes, I didn't care, I just needed my pop of smash mouth.

*click*

It started normally, I was finally getting my Smash Mouth, but after a few seconds the music started to get slower, and slower the more I went into the video,

I shriveled with fear, but I couldn't have passed up this opportunity, it would've been too much. I heard sounds in my room, and exclaimed: "Who the hell is in here!?"

I turned around and saw something pass by, shocked I quickly grabbed the lamptop and went downstairs, the hellish toon still playing, I frantically tried to turn it off, but no alas the pc was frozen,

I started to panic and call up for help, I yelled: "HELP PLEASE SOMEBODY IM IN ETERNAL HELL!!", I saw the shadowy figure come t'words me floor creaking under the huge mass, the music got lower, and slower, and slower, until it uproached me, right in the face, I clenched my eyes and prayed for safety…

I slowly opened my eyes.

There was nothing there. I stood up, and went upstairs to bed, didn't even want to sleep but the bed pulled me in.

In the dream, I was with Shrek, he was smiling, and we were running in a valley.

Suddenly Shrek stopped smiling the familiar childhood toon got slower, and he sad:

"Smoke weed."

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