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I have been a huge |
I have been a huge |
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pokemon fan ever since I was born, much like most aspies on the planet. I prefer the x and y generation, but I |
pokemon fan ever since I was born, much like most aspies on the planet. I prefer the x and y generation, but I don't mind red and blue. However, after |
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the horribly traumatic incident I went through, I |
the horribly traumatic incident I went through, I don't think I can play any |
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pokemon game ever again, or any game for that matter. |
pokemon game ever again, or any game for that matter. |
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You know what pokemon is |
You know what pokemon is |
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even if you |
even if you don't. The simulator where you go to dangerous habitats and beat on |
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poor animals to capture and use for battles before peta gets on your ass. One |
poor animals to capture and use for battles before peta gets on your ass. One |
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night, I was in my dorm room, playing pokemon heart gold, because as I said, |
night, I was in my dorm room, playing pokemon heart gold, because as I said, |
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me a heart attack. The game started, and it had pikachu walking around the |
me a heart attack. The game started, and it had pikachu walking around the |
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lavender town, without me pressing anything. Nothing seemed scary about it, |
lavender town, without me pressing anything. Nothing seemed scary about it, |
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which totally |
which totally doesn't build up anything scary. Suddenly, something scary |
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happened! A magikarp came out of the forest and killed my pikachu, along with |
happened! A magikarp came out of the forest and killed my pikachu, along with |
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my other five pokemon, leaving entrails and pools of gore everywhere on the |
my other five pokemon, leaving entrails and pools of gore everywhere on the |
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screen because blood is so scary because blood. I |
screen because blood is so scary because blood. I couldn't take this possibly |
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hacked games scare factor, so I did the sensible thing and broke it with a |
hacked games scare factor, so I did the sensible thing and broke it with a |
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chainsaw, killing it forever, leaving no evidence for anybody to find. |
chainsaw, killing it forever, leaving no evidence for anybody to find. |
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After doing so, I |
After doing so, I |
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realized something about the pokemon universe. It's not escapist fantasy games |
realized something about the pokemon universe. It's not escapist fantasy games |
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for children, or a popular franchise for children, and that game |
for children, or a popular franchise for children, and that game isn't fake or |
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a rom hack that some really talented game designer created in his spare time. |
a rom hack that some really talented game designer created in his spare time. |
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Pokemon was the very embodiment of the devil, and magikarp is the very |
Pokemon was the very embodiment of the devil, and magikarp is the very |