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After waiting for it to
After waiting for it to
load for 10 seconds, It showed the website and the product. It was titled "dead
load for 10 seconds, It showed the website and the product. It was titled "dead
pokemon suicide 666”, but the picture showed a cartridge of pokemon snap, the
pokemon suicide 666", but the picture showed a cartridge of pokemon snap, the
one where you take pictures of pokemon, which gives me a nostalgic erection
one where you take pictures of pokemon, which gives me a nostalgic erection
because fanboy. The only difference is that it looked like it was photographed
because fanboy. The only difference is that it looked like it was photographed
and with marker written on it, blood red and saying "pokemon snap”. Even though
and with marker written on it, blood red and saying "pokemon snap". Even though
this scared me horribly because of how different it was, I was also pissing my
this scared me horribly because of how different it was, I was also pissing my
pants with excitement, and immediately purchased it. Two seconds later, the
pants with excitement, and immediately purchased it. Two seconds later, the
package was in the palms of my fingers and hands. When I opened it, it didn't
package was in the palms of my fingers and hands. When I opened it, it didn't
look like the original cartridge, and had a dead pokemon with red blood all
look like the original cartridge, and had a dead pokemon with red blood all
over it saying "You suck pokemon”, except hyperrealistic, whatever that means.
over it saying "You suck pokemon", except hyperrealistic, whatever that means.


I then popped it into the ds and
I then popped it into the ds and