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I have been a huge
I have been a huge
pokemon fan ever since I was born, much like most aspies on the planet. I prefer the x and y generation, but I don’t mind red and blue. However, after
pokemon fan ever since I was born, much like most aspies on the planet. I prefer the x and y generation, but I don't mind red and blue. However, after
the horribly traumatic incident I went through, I don’t think I can play any
the horribly traumatic incident I went through, I don't think I can play any
pokemon game ever again, or any game for that matter.
pokemon game ever again, or any game for that matter.


You know what pokemon is
You know what pokemon is
even if you don’t. The simulator where you go to dangerous habitats and beat on
even if you don't. The simulator where you go to dangerous habitats and beat on
poor animals to capture and use for battles before peta gets on your ass. One
poor animals to capture and use for battles before peta gets on your ass. One
night, I was in my dorm room, playing pokemon heart gold, because as I said,
night, I was in my dorm room, playing pokemon heart gold, because as I said,
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me a heart attack. The game started, and it had pikachu walking around the
me a heart attack. The game started, and it had pikachu walking around the
lavender town, without me pressing anything. Nothing seemed scary about it,
lavender town, without me pressing anything. Nothing seemed scary about it,
which totally doesn’t build up anything scary. Suddenly, something scary
which totally doesn't build up anything scary. Suddenly, something scary
happened! A magikarp came out of the forest and killed my pikachu, along with
happened! A magikarp came out of the forest and killed my pikachu, along with
my other five pokemon, leaving entrails and pools of gore everywhere on the
my other five pokemon, leaving entrails and pools of gore everywhere on the
screen because blood is so scary because blood. I couldn’t take this possibly
screen because blood is so scary because blood. I couldn't take this possibly
hacked games scare factor, so I did the sensible thing and broke it with a
hacked games scare factor, so I did the sensible thing and broke it with a
chainsaw, killing it forever, leaving no evidence for anybody to find.
chainsaw, killing it forever, leaving no evidence for anybody to find.
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After doing so, I
After doing so, I
realized something about the pokemon universe. It's not escapist fantasy games
realized something about the pokemon universe. It's not escapist fantasy games
for children, or a popular franchise for children, and that game isn’t fake or
for children, or a popular franchise for children, and that game isn't fake or
a rom hack that some really talented game designer created in his spare time.
a rom hack that some really talented game designer created in his spare time.
Pokemon was the very embodiment of the devil, and magikarp is the very
Pokemon was the very embodiment of the devil, and magikarp is the very
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