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666-666-6666 |
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That was a weird number, but I shrugged it off because I |
That was a weird number, but I shrugged it off because I don't have an attention span. After showing the number, a man said "Call this number to become an intern at Disney Channel Studio Thingy!" The man's voice was kind of weird though. It was very low. He was probably a demon. |
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I was very interested to become an intern at Disney Studios Channel Thingymajig, so I turned off the TV and grabbed my cellphone. I went to type in the number, but I forgot it. |
I was very interested to become an intern at Disney Studios Channel Thingymajig, so I turned off the TV and grabbed my cellphone. I went to type in the number, but I forgot it. |
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Dang it! I was so mad I threw it on the ''grouuuuuund''. It broke in half. I had wasted a $99 phone. Anyway, I turned the television back on. The episode had barely started. But it cut to commercial quickly. The number flashed back on the screen. |
Dang it! I was so mad I threw it on the ''grouuuuuund''. It broke in half. I had wasted a $99 phone. Anyway, I turned the television back on. The episode had barely started. But it cut to commercial quickly. The number flashed back on the screen. |
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I grabbed my spare phone and violently pushed in 666-666-6666. The phone rang. It rang 6 times. Then it rang 6 more times. Then it rang another 6 times. |
I grabbed my spare phone and violently pushed in 666-666-6666. The phone rang. It rang 6 times. Then it rang 6 more times. Then it rang another 6 times. That's 18 times. Then someone picked up. |
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"Hello," bellowed the demon-voice guy from before. |
"Hello," bellowed the demon-voice guy from before. |
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"Yeah homie."Man, I was COOL! |
"Yeah homie."Man, I was COOL! |
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"OK. Drive to ‘Generic Spooky Cliché |
"OK. Drive to ‘Generic Spooky Cliché Lane'," he directed. |
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"Yuh," I slurred. Then I drove to "Generic Spooky Cliché Lane", got pulled over, beat-up by police officers, and parked my car in the Nickelodeon Disney Channel Studios parking lot. |
"Yuh," I slurred. Then I drove to "Generic Spooky Cliché Lane", got pulled over, beat-up by police officers, and parked my car in the Nickelodeon Disney Channel Studios parking lot. |
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The episode started out normally, as if anything weird was going to happen, right? HA! I laughed out loud in front of many strangers. |
The episode started out normally, as if anything weird was going to happen, right? HA! I laughed out loud in front of many strangers. |
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Stan (he was the talking dog with a blog, like the title suggests) walked into the kitchen. He looked around with hyper-unrealistically CGI eyes. Then he shouted, "I WISH I |
Stan (he was the talking dog with a blog, like the title suggests) walked into the kitchen. He looked around with hyper-unrealistically CGI eyes. Then he shouted, "I WISH I WASN'T TREATED LIKE A DOG!" |
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There was slight chuckling from the people watching. Who has ever heard of a dog not wanting to be treated like a dog? I have. But that is not that scary so I |
There was slight chuckling from the people watching. Who has ever heard of a dog not wanting to be treated like a dog? I have. But that is not that scary so I won't tell that story. |
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After Stan shouted, Tyler (a dumb teenage boy with what I think is a mullet) walked in and stared angrily at the dog. The mutt CGI closed his eyes sadly. His mouth formed a CGI frown. |
After Stan shouted, Tyler (a dumb teenage boy with what I think is a mullet) walked in and stared angrily at the dog. The mutt CGI closed his eyes sadly. His mouth formed a CGI frown. |
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But after this thought Tyler said that she was right. "You will always be a useless, stupid, pointless, dog." |
But after this thought Tyler said that she was right. "You will always be a useless, stupid, pointless, dog." |
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This was the final straw for Stan. He managed to hang himself in 5 seconds. I |
This was the final straw for Stan. He managed to hang himself in 5 seconds. I couldn't even see what happened, but I saw that he hung himself. |
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Avery ran into the kitchen and saw |
Avery ran into the kitchen and saw Stan's dead dog body. She screamed because she loved Stan. |
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"No!" She screamed. "I wanted to have dog babies with him!" |
"No!" She screamed. "I wanted to have dog babies with him!" |
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Suddenly the lights of the kitchen went out. 5 stopwatch minutes later a dungeon came into view. Avery, Tyler, and |
Suddenly the lights of the kitchen went out. 5 stopwatch minutes later a dungeon came into view. Avery, Tyler, and Chloe's arms were individually held up by bracelets. A secret tunnel opened, and a bloodied mutt came out. It was Stan. |
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"Hello humans," growled a bloody Stan in a much lower voice. "As you can see, I am a zombie. But you know who |
"Hello humans," growled a bloody Stan in a much lower voice. "As you can see, I am a zombie. But you know who can't see?" Stan put his head back into the tunnel and brought out a man with a sack<sup>lol sack</sup> on his head. |
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"Your father |
"Your father can't see." Stan's timing was off, but when he removed the sack<sup>lol sack again</sup> no one cared. It was the whole family's father, with his eyes scratched out. |
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"And do you know what |
"And do you know what I'm going to do to you?" Stan CGI grinned. All the kids had sheer terror across their faces. |
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"I'm going," Stan began, "to endlessly tell you dog puns!" |
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Everyone, including me, screamed. |
Everyone, including me, screamed. |
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"What do you call a frozen dog? A pup-sicle!" |
"What do you call a frozen dog? A pup-sicle!" |
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"How's your day been? Mine's been kind of… RUFF!" |
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The episode ended. |
The episode ended. |