Deepwoken

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Its been 27 minutes without deepwoken, i got out of my chair and painstakingly moved to the living room... what i saw was truly disgusting. Everyone in my house had the most common race that they could get. Meanwhile i had the best race ever, Felinor. The lowly peasants asked me why i have been in my room for 5 days straight. But they dont understand, they could never understand what ive gone through. Deepwoken is my life now and they cannot change this, and they know it. The peasant called "dad" starts walking towards me, belt in hand. Hes probably charging for a guard break attack. Too bad ive been training my parries. I parry the belt and run to the nearest door. Now i sit here in a new island. Apparently its called "Outside", this one has to be the hardest one yet. I dont know if i can survive this wasteland but i will try. If anyone has been to this island and sees this message, please send me a spreadsheet of all of the items here. Thank you and goodbye... Upon obtaining the spreadsheet of item i walked down a rocky path to a hideout called a store, i had zero of this ingame currency so i attacked and executed the npc and got a whole heep of items. I walked out side only to face this new enemy called Police. They stood no chance against my Heavy Weapon Steel pole. I'm now on the run looking for more loot to survive... Exploiters have messed up my game, I have a flaming desire to reaper every exploiter, I can't believe I lost my deffered forgotten gladius and my obfuscation pale morning! Grr I clench my hands and get ready to do a Legion Kata critical attack but I can't, I'm no longer in Deepwoken I've ascended to a new Layer of the depths. 15 minutes without Deepwoken, my hands are jittering, my impulse to kill the 3 year old freshie next door is burning. I don't have my umbral knight shattered I don't what to do anymore, I think I'm getting insanity, Is this layer three? What is this place and what is... grass?

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