Demon Spongebob
So you guys probably think all the writers of Spongebob are good people, huh? Well they aren't! I found this episode of "Normal" while working as an intern for Nickelodeon Studios, and it shows how messed up they really are.It starts out with Spongebob undergoing the normal transformation. I thought it was odd that they started at this point in the episode, but I didn't mind. When spongebob became completely normal, he had black and red eyes and random guns! He went to Squidwards house and just shot him!
I checked to see how much more time was in the clip, finding a whopping 21 hours and 61 minutes! This changed my views on time forever! Most of it was just on a loop, but I later found that it started again at the 21:31 mark! I had to keep watching, I didn't want to just waste 21 hours of my life! So after the normal stuff happening, Spongebob goes to Patricks house and shoots him! Can you fucking believe that! After that spongebob just goes around and shoots everyone in bikini bottom, and after the ten minute mark, shoots Patrick until you can't recognize him. However, Every picture I tried to take of Patrick being shot a lot turned into 666.jpg. I then realized that was the amount of times Patrick had been shot!
At the 20 minute mark, Squidward went "ALL HAIL SPONGEBOB! ALL HAIL SPONGEBOB! ALL HAIL SPONGEBOB! ALL HAIL SPONGEBOB!" Squidward was under control by Spongebob! I then took out my secret gun and shot Spongebob in the head, and then shot Squidward in the head. Then I realized I WAS SANDY! After a while of pondering about how I didn't know I was a squirrel for 15 years of my life, I decided to put the cd back in and watch it,
Everything was different. I couldn't take any pictures of this one because I only had squirrel hands. But my family was Spongebob and Squidward and Patrick and my face was Sandy! Later that day when I got home from eating acorns, my brother was shot 666 times, my sister was under mind control, and my dad was a deranged killer! I had to run so I grabbed my secret assault rifle and shot my dad to death and my sister too! They never saw it coming! But as I was about to rest, a red skeleton popped out. I punched it in the face and it just fell to the ground. Satisfied, I took a nap.
Just a minute later, it was right at me again. I punched it, like I did the first time, and it fell again! I suddenly realized my destiny... so I grabbed my gun... and I pointed it at my head... and I shot the skeleton. I then had a nice bowl of ramen and then went to bed. Later that day, the police were at my door! They busted it down and I grabbed my gun, pointed it at my head, and Orpheus came out of my skull! At first I thought I was a part of a harp player! Orpheus lit all of the police on fire. I ran to Japan and never went back. I never saw the episodes again.
Credited to Matt9102
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