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Once there was a man who was a trooper
 
A big red arm dragged him down the sewers.
 
His name was Satan, you probably know him
 
The man can't stand it, under at a surface so dim.
 
He offered Satan a peace cake
 
But the red man said "Guards, death, the man you shall take."
 
They took him away, in a hurry
 
Now Satan was the judge...and the jury
 
The man had Jesus as his lawyer
 
He talked to Satan, who had explaining hunger
 
The man whispered and told Jesus he was happy he came from up there
 
Jesus said "Wait, you know? Forget it, I'm out of here!"
 
Soon, he was locked in jail, with 666 jailmates
 
The jailmates attacked the man, with powerful hate.
 
He spent 3 months inside the red cell, until
 
Satan called him in, for his final thrill
 
He was about to become beheaded by a demon
 
"I do not belong here!" yelled the man
 
He pushes the demon away, and did a front flip.
 
Landing on Satan shoulders, who lost his balance because of this hips
 
The abandoned vault, filled with dynamite, exploded
 
The fire helps the man up on Earth. Suddenly imploded
 
After at least 3 months, he finally sees the street lights.
 
Now, as he thought he finally had enough frights...
 
The demons were left under our surface, to die.
 
Man here couldn't wait to eat his pie.
 
But then, a skeleton popped out, in front of the man.
 
Rumors had it, he was never heard from again.
 
Well, that is the end of an exciting story
 
With the young trollers, you shouldn't expect it to be gory.
 
Now, the story is out, to be set free.
 
This story was written {{by |Christian Solis 17}}
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