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{{Note|One of the very first trollpastas which was posted in 2008.}} |
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I'm very sad with my life. It's because I want a COOKIE. |
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Latest revision as of 01:21, 24 August 2023
I'm very sad with my life. It's because I want a COOKIE.
I try to get together on girls on MySpace, but it always ended up to THE FLORIDA EVERGLADES, I want a girlfriend, I want a girlfriend, I want a girlfriend, girlfriend, YUP, YUP, ARE YOU SNEAKING UP ON ME?! Get away from me, freak, YOU ARE A STUPID GIRL. GET OUT, freak, I already have A SECRET. DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR. IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR. WORMS AND PLASTIC MINNOWS. A BLOCK OF CHEESE. DEXTER'S SECRET DEXTER'S SECRET DEXTER'S SECRET DEXTER'S SECRET DEXTER'S SECRET...
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