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I walked in the midst of a crowd in search of someplace to steal from. I decided on a chest filled with coins.
I walked in the midst of a crowd in search of someplace to steal from. I decided on a chest filled with coins.


The coin was too heavy for me to lift up and it fell to the ground. I quickly picked it up and took a few steps back. The coins fell into my hand. It’s not enough to buy anything, but it will get me through the night.
The coin was too heavy for me to lift up and it fell to the ground. I quickly picked it up and took a few steps back. The coins fell into my hand. It's not enough to buy anything, but it will get me through the night.


I then snorted the coins and felt them hit my nose. I then sniffed the air. A lot of people were looking at me now. They all looked like they wanted something from me. I couldn’t tell what they wanted because they were all staring at me.
I then snorted the coins and felt them hit my nose. I then sniffed the air. A lot of people were looking at me now. They all looked like they wanted something from me. I couldn't tell what they wanted because they were all staring at me.


My nostrils then detected the scent of a man who has been hiding in the shadows for quite some time. He smelled like an old friend. I sniffed the chest again and found that there were several chests filled with gold coins. There were also a few pieces of jewelry and other trinkets.
My nostrils then detected the scent of a man who has been hiding in the shadows for quite some time. He smelled like an old friend. I sniffed the chest again and found that there were several chests filled with gold coins. There were also a few pieces of jewelry and other trinkets.
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I then slept under the bed. I dreamt about being chased by a group of men. They beat me with clubs and tore my clothes off. One of them stabbed and shot me through the heart.
I then slept under the bed. I dreamt about being chased by a group of men. They beat me with clubs and tore my clothes off. One of them stabbed and shot me through the heart.


I awoken and ate breakfast. I also thought about the events of the day. I realized that I should’ve killed the priest when he tried to kill me. I then remembered that I need to find my sister. She lived in the city of Wolcen.
I awoken and ate breakfast. I also thought about the events of the day. I realized that I should've killed the priest when he tried to kill me. I then remembered that I need to find my sister. She lived in the city of Wolcen.


I then hurried to the city of Wolcen. I knew that there were several cities in the area, but Wolcen is the largest and most important. I searched the streets, looking for my sister. I eventually found her. She was in a tavern. She noticed me and smiled at me.
I then hurried to the city of Wolcen. I knew that there were several cities in the area, but Wolcen is the largest and most important. I searched the streets, looking for my sister. I eventually found her. She was in a tavern. She noticed me and smiled at me.
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I then rushed after the cat and caught it. I tossed it onto the ground and start chasing me. I threw rocks at it and kicked it. Finally, I threw it against a wall and watched as it broke and fell to the ground. I stared at it in shock.
I then rushed after the cat and caught it. I tossed it onto the ground and start chasing me. I threw rocks at it and kicked it. Finally, I threw it against a wall and watched as it broke and fell to the ground. I stared at it in shock.


I checked the cat and saw that it was fine. I sighed and returned home. I sat down and tried to fall asleep. I didn’t get very far though. I heard a loud noise and I jumped up and looked behind me. A giant monster has appeared in front of me.
I checked the cat and saw that it was fine. I sighed and returned home. I sat down and tried to fall asleep. I didn't get very far though. I heard a loud noise and I jumped up and looked behind me. A giant monster has appeared in front of me.


I then ran over to the monster and asked it what happened. It explained that it was trying to protect its territory and attacked me. I explained that I was just playing and apologized for getting angry. The monster apologized too and said it will not harm you again.
I then ran over to the monster and asked it what happened. It explained that it was trying to protect its territory and attacked me. I explained that I was just playing and apologized for getting angry. The monster apologized too and said it will not harm you again.
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I then invited the cat over and it accepted.
I then invited the cat over and it accepted.


I then started running around the house and yelling: “Cat! Cat!
I then started running around the house and yelling: "Cat! Cat!"


I ran into the kitchen and grabbed a knife.
I ran into the kitchen and grabbed a knife.


I cut my wrist and screamed: “Cat! Cat!
I cut my wrist and screamed: "Cat! Cat!"


I ran into the living room and screamed: “Cat! Cat!
I ran into the living room and screamed: "Cat! Cat!"


I ran into the bathroom and screamed: “Cat! Cat!
I ran into the bathroom and screamed: "Cat! Cat!"


I then rushed after the cat and caught it. I tossed it onto the ground and start chasing me. I threw rocks at it and kicked it. Finally, I threw it against a wall and watched as it broke and fell to the ground.
I then rushed after the cat and caught it. I tossed it onto the ground and start chasing me. I threw rocks at it and kicked it. Finally, I threw it against a wall and watched as it broke and fell to the ground.
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I then got the zoomies and ran around in a circle. I felt better. I headed home and told my sister that I loved her.
I then got the zoomies and ran around in a circle. I felt better. I headed home and told my sister that I loved her.


I told my sister that I loved her and she replied: “I love you too.
I told my sister that I loved her and she replied: "I love you too."


I then went to a wizard who gave me a potion which made me feel better. I headed home and told my sister that I loved her.
I then went to a wizard who gave me a potion which made me feel better. I headed home and told my sister that I loved her.

Latest revision as of 19:07, 22 August 2023

I am Javan, a rogue from the realm of Wicolian. I have darts and a dagger.

I walked in the midst of a crowd in search of someplace to steal from. I decided on a chest filled with coins.

The coin was too heavy for me to lift up and it fell to the ground. I quickly picked it up and took a few steps back. The coins fell into my hand. It's not enough to buy anything, but it will get me through the night.

I then snorted the coins and felt them hit my nose. I then sniffed the air. A lot of people were looking at me now. They all looked like they wanted something from me. I couldn't tell what they wanted because they were all staring at me.

My nostrils then detected the scent of a man who has been hiding in the shadows for quite some time. He smelled like an old friend. I sniffed the chest again and found that there were several chests filled with gold coins. There were also a few pieces of jewelry and other trinkets.

I then opened the door and saw a man dressed in a robe. He looked like a priest or monk. He smiled at me and greeted me warmly.

I then hid under the bed and waited patiently nightstand. Eventually, I heard a knock on the door. I peeked out of my hiding spot and saw a man dressed in robes enter the room. He saw me and nodded at you.

I then barked at him and told him to leave. The man left and I quietly crawled under the bed.

I then slept under the bed. I dreamt about being chased by a group of men. They beat me with clubs and tore my clothes off. One of them stabbed and shot me through the heart.

I awoken and ate breakfast. I also thought about the events of the day. I realized that I should've killed the priest when he tried to kill me. I then remembered that I need to find my sister. She lived in the city of Wolcen.

I then hurried to the city of Wolcen. I knew that there were several cities in the area, but Wolcen is the largest and most important. I searched the streets, looking for my sister. I eventually found her. She was in a tavern. She noticed me and smiled at me.

I then begged for food and she gave me some. I thanked her and left the tavern. I continued searching the city and eventually, I found my sister again. She was at a party with other people. She recognized me and waved at me.

I waved back and she smiled at me. I was happy and and I decided to stay at the party. Later that evening, I got hungry and wandered the city. I found a shop selling food. I bought a few things and ate them all.

I then took my sister back home and she thanked me. I promised to visit her later.

I then licked my paws and began to play with my fingers. I played for a while and suddenly, I noticed something. A small black cat ran across the street. I looked behind me and saw a woman dressed in red. She stared at me and began to laugh.

I then rushed after the cat and caught it. I tossed it onto the ground and start chasing me. I threw rocks at it and kicked it. Finally, I threw it against a wall and watched as it broke and fell to the ground. I stared at it in shock.

I checked the cat and saw that it was fine. I sighed and returned home. I sat down and tried to fall asleep. I didn't get very far though. I heard a loud noise and I jumped up and looked behind me. A giant monster has appeared in front of me.

I then ran over to the monster and asked it what happened. It explained that it was trying to protect its territory and attacked me. I explained that I was just playing and apologized for getting angry. The monster apologized too and said it will not harm you again.

I then ran after the monster and caught it. I tossed it onto the ground and started chasing it. I threw rocks at it and kicked it. Finally, I threw it against and watch as it broke and fell to the ground.

I then watched the cat kill the monster. I hugged the cat and congratulated it.

I then went home and watched TV. I watched a movie and enjoyed myself.

I then invited the cat over and it accepted.

I then started running around the house and yelling: "Cat! Cat!"

I ran into the kitchen and grabbed a knife.

I cut my wrist and screamed: "Cat! Cat!"

I ran into the living room and screamed: "Cat! Cat!"

I ran into the bathroom and screamed: "Cat! Cat!"

I then rushed after the cat and caught it. I tossed it onto the ground and start chasing me. I threw rocks at it and kicked it. Finally, I threw it against a wall and watched as it broke and fell to the ground.

I then played video games with the cat. I learned how to use a gun and shoot it. We both won.

I then played with the cat. I learned how to ride a horse and ride it around the countryside. We both won.

I then asked my mom if the cat can sleep over. She agreed and told me to come back in an hour. I agreed and headed back to the tavern. When I arrived, I saw my sister waiting for me. She smiled at me and hugged me.

I then ordered a drink at the tavern. I enjoyed myself.

I then walked outside and urinated on a bush. I felt like I needed to go to the bathroom, so I did so and then I went back inside. I relaxed and enjoyed myself.

I then got drunk and spent the night with my sister. I kissed her goodbye and headed home. I slept well.

I then chewed on my bone and felt better. I headed home and told my sister that I loved her.

I then went to the vet and they gave me a shot which made me feel better. I went home and told my sister that I loved her.

I then ran away from home and lived on the road. I traveled and survived.

I then ate out of the trash and felt better. I headed home and told my sister that I loved her.

I then attempted to leave my sister, but failed. I cried and begged her to let me stay.

I then told my sister to leave and she did. I cried and begged her to let me stay.

I then got the zoomies and ran around in a circle. I felt better. I headed home and told my sister that I loved her.

I told my sister that I loved her and she replied: "I love you too."

I then went to a wizard who gave me a potion which made me feel better. I headed home and told my sister that I loved her.

I then killed my sister and went home. I cried and begged her to let me stay.

I then ran away and lived on the road. I survived.

I then attempted to do basic math and succeeded. I headed home and told my sister that I loved her.

I then called Dawn and she came to visit me. I talked about everything that happened today and she said she loved me.

I then ran into a train and died instantly. I cried and begged her to let me stay.

THE END



Written by MrAnonymous
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