Dog Murderer The EP (Snoop Dogg)

There is a very disturbing EP made by the rapper Snoop Dogg that I nearly died from after listening to. First off, this EP has never been easy to find and leads to dead ends. It cannot be found on any mainstream platform, (such as Spotify, Apple Music, etc.) If I wasn't able to find it on these platforms, then how did I still manage to? I will tell you how I came across this EP. You need to really settle down for this one.

I had two friends that recently committed suicide for a reason I won't get into, but before they did, one of them gave me his old computer and told me that whatever I find on it, he is not responsible. He just ran out the front door as he told that to me. I was really confused. The specific computer was a Dell Dimension 5100. I started it up and I could only access his accounts and profiles. I wasn't able to make any new ones.

I decided to just go through and delete his old files and things that were useless. As I was doing this, I came across a folder called "DOG MURDERER THE EP" In total, the folder took up 72,618 GB. Which does not make any sense whatsoever. I tried to delete the folder but it gave me an error message saying, "You must listen before you delete. ERROR 66666666SDOG" and made me click OK. I really didn't understand. I called my friend that I got the computer from and he simply told me, "Do what it says." He said that and immediately hung up. I decided to open the folder and see what was in it.

There were 7 files in total. What I saw was a JPG file at the top called "Cover.jpg", and a bunch of wav files with song titles. They all looked disturbing, one such title was, "You're Next Nigga, You Can't Run.wav" I clicked on the image file first and it came up with an actual Album cover, or in this case EP cover. It was an EP by the well-known rapper Snoop Dogg. The cover was very freaky. It had Snoop's name at the top in what looked like blood red text and it had his cartoon dog character on it, but he looked horrifying. His eyes were dark black and he had an empty and expressionless look. He was holding an axe that had blood. The background was completely black. What was most disturbing is I saw dead bodies just barely visible. The text at the bottom said the title of the EP which was, "Dog Murderer."

This did not look like anything Snoop Dogg would make. Or is it? Snoop is not known for making incredibly disturbing music. He is just a general hip-hop artist. I had never heard of this record and there were no signs indicating when it was made. No copyright label, no release date, no nothing. The files showed they were all last used on the same date. That date being June 6, 2006. That date in numericals is 6/6/06. This Folder and EP had to be haunted or something. I was not going to listen to it, so I tried to close out the File Explorer, but it ended up saying "Not Responding".

There were a total of 6 tracks on this terrifying piece of media. With the 1st track being the title that I mentioned earlier, the song length was 2:51. I will show you the other 5 in this complete layout:

2. Babies & Blood Leak.wav 3:18

3. Da Massacre.wav 2:57

4. Kidnapping.wav 4:00

5. Flesh Market.wav 3:04

6. Beast's Outro.wav 1:58

I felt awful looking at these titles, like somebody was showing me the worst thing ever. There were clearly no features on this EP and the songs were not that long in length. For the sake of time, I will just be giving a rundown of what each song is and how they sounded when I listened to them.

When it comes to the 1st track, You're Next Nigga, You Can't Run, the instrumental and beat was displeasing. It used a horrifying piano mixed with ear piercing synths. It gave off a very demonic vibe. The whole time, Snoop was rapping about how he was going to find his worst enemy and chop their body parts up. He is constantly killing people throughout the track and it used samples of real people screaming and death.

The 2nd track, Babies & Blood Leak, also uses a demonic sample. The instrumental this time sounds like somebody running down a hallway with intense drum patterns. Snoop's lyrics are talking about finding children and cutting their heads off to use for prayers and other sickening purposes. Also, he is constantly screaming and his vocals are incredibly annoying. The last few seconds of the track feature Snoop talking to some random person. Who is not identified until the 3rd track which is Da Massacre. Before I started the third file, I heard some strange sounds outside my house. It sounded like somebody trying to unlock my door. I silently peeked through my blinds but nothing was out there.

I had crept back to the computer and started the next song. Like I said, this song was called, "Da Massacre." It starts with Snoop finishing his conversation with the person he was talking to in the previous track. It is revealed to be his getaway driver. The song then actually starts. In this song, Snoop is getting ready to shoot up a neighborhood with an AR-15. The instrumental is a repeated looping sound of gunshots and people crying. When the song finishes, Snoop has slaughtered 35 people and fled before cops and military arrived.

This song was shocking, but something really creepy happened when this song finished, a disturbing file just randomly appeared in the folder. It was called ToTheListener.txt. I opened the file. The text inside read, "You are currently being watched by The Doggers. They are getting ready to end your life. Even if you try and escape, They will find you. Sit tight and continue listening to these musical masterpieces. - Snoop Dogg and The Doggers." The text also contained my actual address, what time it was, my name, the names of my family members, and other concerning information.

I didn't know what to do. I finally knew at this point that these songs were cursed and were messing with me. There was no logical explanation that I could think of. Should I continue listening to these dark songs or do I stop listening and investigate? It was very dark in my house and I was not thinking about going downstairs to see or check on anything. I was too scared. I felt the only thing to do was to just get through the remaining 3 tracks.

I guess it was time to listen to Kidnapping. This was the longest song, being exactly 4 minutes. The song started with a loud sound that resembled somebody throwing up. The first few seconds were the aftermath of the shooting in the last song. Snoop was fleeing with his getaway driver, reminiscing about how the massacre was a success. Snoop then sees an old lady walking her dog and the beats and rapping starts. The instrumental was a sample of a Queen song that I couldn't remember the name of. Snoop is planning to kidnap the woman, murder her, and then send pictures of her body to family members to intimidate them. At 3 minutes, Snoop has kidnapped the woman and the beat and instrumental change to what sounds like muffled screams and a running faucet. Snoop cuts the woman open with an electric saw and puts her internal organs in a package. It ends with him sending it to her grandchildren.

That was the end of that song. As I tried to click on the fifth file, it would not respond. I had probably pressed it about 80 or 90 times but it still refused to open. That is when another random file just appeared. This time it was called, "FootageFromYourHouse.avi." That was really fucking creepy. There was no way that somebody was actually watching me. But that txt file from Snoop Dogg and the so called group, "The Doggers", made it pretty convincing that this was actually happening. Thinking this had to have been some cruel prank, I clicked on the file and it was a 1 minute and 25 second long video. What it showed was somebody standing outside of my room window with a camera recording me from behind. The only thing I heard was the audio from the Kidnapping track. That means this person was recording me just a few minutes ago. The last 5 seconds of the video fades into black and I saw red text that read, "You have made it so far! Just two more songs left for you to listen to. There will be an exquisite gift waiting for you once you finish." As soon as the video finished, the file started to corrupt and I could not control the computer. It seemed the file had given it a virus. I had somehow managed to restart it and instead of going back to the home desktop, the file explorer immediately opened back up and started the fifth file. "Flesh Market.wav." Before the song actually began, I could have sworn to God I heard a voice near me say, "Listen to the song or else you will die." in an extremely hush but serious voice. I had screamed out loud, "WHO IS IN MY ROOM??!!" but I got no response. I was on my last breath, praying that there was a reason for all this, but my hope was lost. "I'll just continue listening." I said in a given up voice.

This song had the weirdest instrumental I heard yet. The sound resembled a Tiger making a screeching noise with it's throat, but you could hear the spit and mucus sloshing around in it's throat. This was another continuation of events that occured in a previous track. Snoop had managed to kidnap the elderly woman from the last track's grandchildren and kill them also. He used a peeler to cut their skin off and rapped about how he would sell it to people for a profit gain. Snoop ends up setting a stand up outside, marketing the children's skin as animal coats, knowing good and well his intentions. The song ends with him selling it to a 17 year old boy and the last 3 seconds of the song were the most horrifying. I heard a very loud scream that sounded like it came from a grown woman. It actually caused part of the computer's speaker to burst, because it could not handle the frequency.

I was not able to find out where that part of the speaker went. I had reached down to look for it, but suddenly I heard the computer make a buzzing sound. I had looked up and what I saw was a giant pop-up. There was no button for me to close. However what I saw, would make me fear for my life. The exact words were, "This is the final song on this blessful EP. However, there will be a significant twist. We have set up a 5-minute timer for you to get through the entire song. If it runs out and you are not finished, our highly trained skilled-shooters will leave you lifeless. Your continued existence depends on it. GOOD LUCK!!" and there was a timer at the bottom that was actually decreasing with text above it saying, "Time Remaining Before Your Death." I then heard guns reloading right near me. I... Am.. actually.. going to... DIEEE??!! Voices of anger and rage screamed at me, "HURRY UP AND LISTEN TO BEAST'S OUTRO BEFORE YOU DIE!" I had no choice but to finish the EP. I felt my heart pounding in my head. That was how scared I was. I quickly pressed off the pop-up and double clicked on the file. Probably faster than any human could

With a heavy hand holding my stomach from my intense fear, this song had Snoop with a group of people, possibly at dinner. I heard him saying, "All my doggz, we gon say a little prayer before we dig in. These delectable parts would not be here without our Beast." Snoop has asked the guests to each cut the edge of their fingers with a steak knife that used in Flesh Market, but a sudden event happened that corrupted the file. It has been encrypted with some type of ransomware that forced me solve a puzzle or it would be deleted. It specifically asked me, " What is Snoop Dogg's favorite being for ritualistic murders?" I looked back at the death timer and it was at 3 minutes. I heard a bullet shoot at the back of my desk. I started whimpering. I had managed to get the 6 word decryption key after calming the fuck down. I typed in "BABIEZ" and the file went right back where it left off. There was only 1 minute left of the song, and 1 minute left of the death timer. Maybe I could finish it after all. Snoop then made the guests rub their bloody fingers on a statue of some type of satanic themed dog-wolf -hyena hybrid. The entire group then screamed, "DOGGZ OF THE BEAST" five times, and a church choir sample was playing. Though it was heavily altered and playing in reverse. They continued to say that horrific chant until the last 30 seconds, at that point, the beast they were trying to contact had spoke back. I would never forget those words. He told them, "Your acts of malicious divinity have not gone unrecognized. Your praise has revived the children of the BEAST. Ration your human nutrients and make me proud." After a few seconds of clap and cheer, the song had ended. My horrible nightmare would be over. The timer was right on the blink of hitting a complete "0:00". I never wanted to witness that fucking computer again. I could hear many manly voices laughing and joking with each other, about how they would potentially make me a member of The Doggers. Without thinking for a second, I ran to go turn on my light. Maybe I would see who-or what these Snoop worshippers were afterall, but nobody. It was just me in my big empty bedroom. What had happened to my friend that made him give me this computer? I had called him, but his number gave me the, "No Longer In Service" message. It took me almost 3 hours to find a way to format32 the computer. I had to do it several times to get rid of any and all types of data. It was damn near 7AM and I had barely gotten any sleep. After all was erased, I placed the computer in my personal safe with a lengthy combination, and stuck it all the way in the back of my closet.

It was around 11AM, the day after, and I was drinking as much alcohol as I could to numb my feelings. Anything to get over this. I realized that my deranged friend's wife had called me 7 different times and I never picked up. When I dialed back, she had talked to me for hours. She said that my friend and his brother, who I had not heard from in months, also listened to Dog Murderer and had intentionally overdosed on opioids. They both ended up leaving 13 different papers behind discussing that every single night, they saw The Doggers trying to recruit them to form the, "BEASZT" religion. That morning, at 8:00 they decided they could not handle the anxiety, and wanted to kill themselves. She had told me that they had likely spent day-night writing those papers, and gave the computer to me because they could deflect blame for the horrible stuff that was on it. His wife had started to break down and didn't say another word. I had realized after that call that it was the same time I had erased the computer's memory. It was like some strange connection had been formed between that PC and my friend's mental state.

Everything I had known about my life up until that point had changed, and it was all due to a west coast rapper. How could he take my best friends from me? I had grown an intense aversion to Snoop Dogg and Hip-hop in general. I started going to church more than I used to, probably doing over 50 hours of Bible study in one week. Every single night, Pills, Alcohol, and Jesus is what saves me from spiraling out of control. I can't let the same thing happen to me, as it did my friends.

"𝕯𝕺𝕲 𝕸𝖀𝕽𝕯𝕰𝕽𝕰𝕽 𝕿𝕳𝕰 𝕰𝕻 𝖇𝖞 𝕾𝖓𝖔𝖔𝖕 𝕯𝖔𝖌𝖌, 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖒𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖑 𝖒𝖚𝖘𝖎𝖈 𝖗𝖊𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖒𝖆𝖉𝖊"

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