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September 21, 2022. I was recommended a game called Doki Doki Literature Club, so I played it. The game is about four bitches named Sayori, a blue-eyed bundle of rain clouds, Yuri, the purple-eyed knife wielding super shy but knows a lot about poetry maiden of mystery, Natsuki (Pronounced Nat-ski) who thinks manga is literature hahaha. And Monika. The most evil video game character in history. Forget the fact that Otto actually killed two fucking people, killing fictional characters is where I draw the line.
So I punched the bitch in the face when she appeared on screen, but then I realized that when I shattered the screen, it created a portal. A portal where the girls would come out of. I put mouse traps just in front of the computer, so when they got out,
The next day, Yuri was on my couch, watching
Just so you know,
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