Don't Play Fortnite, It Kills: Difference between revisions
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man has been found dead at his old home and police are on the scene. The Police |
man has been found dead at his old home and police are on the scene. The Police |
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have made a statement that the only thing they could find at the crime scene |
have made a statement that the only thing they could find at the crime scene |
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was a computer disc that said " |
was a computer disc that said "FORNITE" and an old Windows laptop. The cause of |
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death is left as unknown. |
death is left as unknown." |
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'''Real Story''' |
'''Real Story''' |
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YOU |
YOU |
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GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! Some wanna-be massive gaming company just |
GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! Some wanna-be massive gaming company just |
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announced a new game called " |
announced a new game called "Fortnite", but it’s such a copy of PUBG. It’s |
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gonna be released on the 25<sup>th</sup> of July. I bet nobody will buy it. |
gonna be released on the 25<sup>th</sup> of July. I bet nobody will buy it. |
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the people at my school were talking so highly of the stupid PUBG rip-off |
the people at my school were talking so highly of the stupid PUBG rip-off |
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called " |
called "Fortnite". I sincerely hope they don’t buy the game, I’ve seen the |
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preview footage… ITS SO SHIT! |
preview footage… ITS SO SHIT! |
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is James, Sam’s brother. I just came inside my brother’s room and found him |
is James, Sam’s brother. I just came inside my brother’s room and found him |
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dead on the floor, their was blood everywhere! It seemed hyper realistic. I |
dead on the floor, their was blood everywhere! It seemed hyper realistic. I |
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just called the police, I found a disc inside his computer called " |
just called the police, I found a disc inside his computer called "FORTNITE" |
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and text on his screen saying "That’s what you get for messing with the |
and text on his screen saying "That’s what you get for messing with the |
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Fortnite God’s bitch! |
Fortnite God’s bitch!" in big red letters. |
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Pls, |
Pls, |
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