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 '''Real Story'''
+Sam's
-Sam’s
 Gaming Diary
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 finished playing PUBG with my gay ass friends, I think I should find some new
 friends to play with. I always die because of their shitty game tactics and we
-haven’t scored a single win. Playing Mario right now, it’s better than playing
+haven't scored a single win. Playing Mario right now, it's better than playing
 in a squad with a bunch of retards.
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 My
-Mum just called me for dinner, I keep telling her that I’m playing a game but
+Mum just called me for dinner, I keep telling her that I'm playing a game but
-she doesn’t give a shit. I’m gonna continue playing Mario for now.
+she doesn't give a shit. I'm gonna continue playing Mario for now.
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 School
-was such a piss take. My Maths teacher got so mad that I didn’t hand in my
+was such a piss take. My Maths teacher got so mad that I didn't hand in my
 homework, so such we went on for a over hour rant about how people get jobs and
-money. Money isn’t everything my Dad told me, getting that PUBG grind is
+money. Money isn't everything my Dad told me, getting that PUBG grind is
-everything though, especially after I got some new people to play with, they’re
+everything though, especially after I got some new people to play with, they're
-quite bad but at least they’re not autistic.
+quite bad but at least they're not autistic.
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 YOU
 GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! Some wanna-be massive gaming company just
-announced a new game called "Fortnite", but it’s such a copy of PUBG. It’s
+announced a new game called "Fortnite", but it's such a copy of PUBG. It's
 gonna be released on the 25<sup>th</sup> of July. I bet nobody will buy it.
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 FUCK
 MY MUM! I HAVE GIVEN UP UNIVERSITY AND A GREAT FUTURE JOB TO KEEP HER COMPANY
-SINCE DAD PAST AWAY, NOW SHE TOOK MY LAPTOP. SHE’S SO UNGRATEFUL! I HOPE SHE
+SINCE DAD PAST AWAY, NOW SHE TOOK MY LAPTOP. SHE'S SO UNGRATEFUL! I HOPE SHE
 FEELS BAD AFTER SHE FINDS OUT WHAT SHE HAS DONE!
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 All
 the people at my school were talking so highly of the stupid PUBG rip-off
-called "Fortnite". I sincerely hope they don’t buy the game, I’ve seen the
+called "Fortnite". I sincerely hope they don't buy the game, I've seen the
 preview footage… ITS SO SHIT!
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 Lol!
-I got sent the game five days earlier by a guy on ebay. The disc seem’d pretty
+I got sent the game five days earlier by a guy on ebay. The disc seem'd pretty
 fishy to me, but I wanted to see what was on it anyway. SUCK IT JOSH!
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 This
-is James, Sam’s brother. I just came inside my brother’s room and found him
+is James, Sam's brother. I just came inside my brother's room and found him
 dead on the floor, their was blood everywhere! It seemed hyper realistic. I
 just called the police, I found a disc inside his computer called "FORTNITE"
-and text on his screen saying "That’s what you get for messing with the
+and text on his screen saying "That's what you get for messing with the
-Fortnite God’s bitch!" in big red letters.
+Fortnite God's bitch!" in big red letters.
 Pls,
-don’t play Fortnite, ever!
+don't play Fortnite, ever!
 '''End of Diary'''

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