Donkey Kong banana slammas me into the TV

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One day I was at a garage sale, and this old lady who was like 400 gave me a super rare donkey kong 64 cartridge.

It was blue, which is weird because cartridges aren't blue.

She also gave me a chicken nugget, and I ate it out of her hand So I went home and the house was pitch black,

but the cartridge started to glow. I didn't question it. I shoved the cartridge into my 32x and the dk rap started to play at full volume, but it went louder.

And louder, then suddenly my house started to shakeake with the sound waves coming out of my sega cd. "HERE WE GO, SO THEY'RE FINALLY BACK" I hear these words uttered, but it was so loud my ears flew outta my head and grew arms to burried themselves into the dirt. Donkey kong suddenly flew out of my tv, he was 8 ft tall and he said "UORUFH YO U ST OLE MY CHMKENN NUGGET" and therew me into the TV Im writing this in the 6th tv dimension,

never play donkey kong 64, especially if its blue and glowes.


Credited to Epicsonicfan718

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