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I love doom. This is a story about it and my tale of a creepy version of doom 2016. I was on the black market, looking for a bazooka so I can take over my town, when I saw a beta version for doom 2016 for $0.69. I bought it, as doom 2016 is a very good game, and the price was very NOICE. after 20 seconds an amazon drone brought me the package, and then exploded outside because it's an amazon drone. I put the disk in my pc and started to play. I noticed I was scammed as this was just a normal version of doom. or so i though. I noticed immediately, the demons looked like humans, and there was more gore. The gore was not sus, because its doom, but the human thing was. After noticing this, I called the seller, who said this to me. "What the fuck u want I'm in the middle of a drug deal". "what's up with the doom game you sold me?", I asked. "Oh, it's a rom hack I made where there's more gore and the demons look like humans." "okay, thanks." I played the hack all the way through and it was actually a pretty good hack, lovingly made. moral of the story, buy things off the black market, as you're gonna get some pretty cool stuff on there and not get a virus or killed by some weirdo for you're organs. |
I love doom. This is a story about it and my tale of a creepy version of doom 2016. I was on the black market, looking for a bazooka so I can take over my town, when I saw a beta version for doom 2016 for $0.69. I bought it, as doom 2016 is a very good game, and the price was very NOICE. after 20 seconds an amazon drone brought me the package, and then exploded outside because it's an amazon drone. I put the disk in my pc and started to play. I noticed I was scammed as this was just a normal version of doom. or so i though. I noticed immediately, the demons looked like humans, and there was more gore. The gore was not sus, because its doom, but the human thing was. After noticing this, I called the seller, who said this to me. "What the fuck u want I'm in the middle of a drug deal". "what's up with the doom game you sold me?", I asked. "Oh, it's a rom hack I made where there's more gore and the demons look like humans." "okay, thanks." I played the hack all the way through and it was actually a pretty good hack, lovingly made. moral of the story, buy things off the black market, as you're gonna get some pretty cool stuff on there and not get a virus or killed by some weirdo for you're organs. |
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Revision as of 18:57, 20 November 2021
I love doom. This is a story about it and my tale of a creepy version of doom 2016. I was on the black market, looking for a bazooka so I can take over my town, when I saw a beta version for doom 2016 for $0.69. I bought it, as doom 2016 is a very good game, and the price was very NOICE. after 20 seconds an amazon drone brought me the package, and then exploded outside because it's an amazon drone. I put the disk in my pc and started to play. I noticed I was scammed as this was just a normal version of doom. or so i though. I noticed immediately, the demons looked like humans, and there was more gore. The gore was not sus, because its doom, but the human thing was. After noticing this, I called the seller, who said this to me. "What the fuck u want I'm in the middle of a drug deal". "what's up with the doom game you sold me?", I asked. "Oh, it's a rom hack I made where there's more gore and the demons look like humans." "okay, thanks." I played the hack all the way through and it was actually a pretty good hack, lovingly made. moral of the story, buy things off the black market, as you're gonna get some pretty cool stuff on there and not get a virus or killed by some weirdo for you're organs.
Editors note - This story was the last thing written by 14 year old Moe Lester, before he was kidnaped and killed by a man after he went to get a videogame of the black market.
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