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[[File:DaBabyE1M1.png|thumb|Screenshot I took of DaBaby in game to show you that this is a true story.]]
Now before the story starts, I just wanted to say that what you're about to read is something that really, definitely, 100% truthfully happened to me. I used to be a mod on a Doom Modding forum. One day I was browsing through the forum, when I found someone had posted an odd file called
Doomguy was standing in the middle of the room, and an Imp was sucking on his penis. I screamed at the top of my lungs and my neighbor told me to
[[File:Doomsucc.png|thumb|Doomguy getting his ding dong sucked by an Imp!]]
I was in the E1M1 map from the hit video game Doom. I thought this was cool at first, but then I looked down. I saw an Imp sucking on my ding dong! I screamed and pushed the Imp away, running down the hallway and through different high tech doors. I was about to open the exit doors, when all of a sudden, I felt a hand on the back of my shoulder. I turned around and saw John Carmack. He said
I tried to take off my headset but it
Thank you for defeating John Romero, the Icon of Sin himself.
Sincerely,
John Carmack.
I sighed in relief as I reached to pull off the VR headset, and it slid right off. Flopping back onto my bed, I took a moment to relax and think about what I had been through. I smelled my shirt and realized that I needed to change, so I went to open my closet door, and then A SKELETON POPPED OUT.
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