Dragon Ball: Raging Hell

Dragon Ball: Raging Hell (Special Spooks Edition).

Preface

I have fond memories of playing a game called Dragon Ball Raging Blast. I lost my copy when my house burnd down. It was not fun. So when I moved into my new house, the first thing I did was go to Game Stop to buy a new 360. I asked for a copy of Raging Blast but they said no. So I said lol okay yeh. As I was going home and old dude in an alleyway said "Hey. I herd u liek da Dragon Ballz." I said "Ye man ye." "Cool cool."

He gave me a cpoy of the game and handed me the case. It was all like shady. It had Goku and Broly on it like normal but it looked like a demon man burger child drew it. There was also a pentagram on Broly's necklace and hyper reelistic blood was on Goku's face ye.

The dude told me 420 blaze it and to keep noscoping n00bz on Call of Duty. Also liek da game was possessed by a kid who was killed by Broly who came outta da screen and ate him and killed him to death. I sed lol ye 360 noscope no wun can kill FaZe Klan. He sed lol okay ye.

I got home and plugged in the 360Xboxxx and opened the cAse ye. Da disk wuz okey but it was scratched and da title had Blast scratched out and sed Hell in red sharpie. I sed lol ye it a fake and put it in. I turned it on and on da title screeen it sed Dragol Ba[l Raging Hell. I nevr seen this b4 so it was spooky okay. I was so scared I cri everytim. I had to use the tooilet and I locked myself in there cuz I was 2 scared 2 play. I felt okey after crying allot and whent back 2 duh gaame. I pressed start...

Then Kid Gohan was on da screen crying hyper reelistic blud saying "Daddy daddy.". I cryed agen.

I started da campaign on Dragon Battle Collection but it sed Dragon Bloody Collection.

I cryed.

Teh Saiy4n Sooga

I clicked on da first mission where you play as Raditz against Goku and Krillin. As I was punching Goku I noticed blood coming out of Goku's butt. I cryed. Becuz I cryed too much Goku killed Raditz and pulled out his heart. He ate it. On the loser screen Raditz was lying on the floor saying let's play agen, hyper reelistic blood everywhere. I cryed. I clicked retry but then Raditz's face appeared on the screen and said "No, Kakarot." I'm not Kakarot! I sed to Raditz on da screen. He said no, the man behind you.

I looked behind me to see nothing. Then a thunderstorm started and lightning struck the TV and Isaw Goku's shadow behind me. It quickly disappered wen I cryed agen... I stopped crying for a bit and sniffled. I continued through the missions in the Saiyan Saga. For some reason, the gameplay was strange ye. I finally got to the final mission as Goku vs Vegeta. The battle started and I began charging up Goku, determined to use Kaioken to get a stat boost ye. As Goku shouted "KAIOKEN!" Vegeta began mirroring my moves ye. (He used Saiyan Spirit tho ye cuz Vegeta's moveset no Kaioken ye lol fagit 420 blaze it) I noticed when Vegeta got his stat boost, hyper reelistic blood came from his tail ye wrapped around his armour yo. (Vegeta my homie tho so it cool) 

I didn't know what not not to not do. So I punchde him. Vegeta punched Goku back. Wen he did, I felt it. I felt it. Vegeta's gloved fist pounding away at my chest ye. It hurt ya kno. But i got a wirsistestest boner. He punched me 4.1 and a quarter times. I paused the game and fell on da floor. I puked cuzz da punch hurted me so much. I sat up again and started playin ye. I didda Spirit Bomb on Vegeta ye and he died. I unlcoked the epilogue for da Saiyan Sagaa. And it sed at duh end. On to the next one.

Firzee Sooga

So I fogt teh Gnyui Forsr and dey didda bad bad. They said a no no word: Gosh. I was so sad at the language i cryed. My mum sed wat u doin i sed nothing lol ye get quikskoped 360 420 blaze it n00b ye haha.

So den  i died but how am i ritightng this? ( i dunno fuk da plot)

Fihrxee came outta da screen and ate my doritos and mounten du so i was like wat u stup and he sed get shrekd and rekt u fagit.

I cryed and died agen.

I couldn't finish da game becuz Broly came outta da screen and killed and ate me to death and also a skeleton poped out the edn or is et?

So now I'm dead and a skeletoon adn Broly told me to tell u to tell ur mum and nan thet he cummming over 4 tea time and a panad ho ho rydw i'n dod o Cymru beth rwyt ti'n mynd i gwneud? Hohohohoho

Broly wants a cek and ur next bai bai.

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