Ducktales: VHS Episode
Have you ever heard of Ducktales?
You know, Ducktales, if not, then you're a disgrace to your family and the Ducktales' fandom.
Well here I, Beck, am an employee at the Bellagio hotel/casino. Sadly, I worked in the hotel section offering people rooms.
One day, however, I was helping this here fellow who had an Dr. Robotnik mask. I helped him to his room when he dropped something. I picked it up and here's what it read, "Release Date: 11/02/1998." Even though both shows had ended before the date.
Then Mr. Robotnik shouted, "PINGAS!!! Don't touch THAT!!! Then I told him that I needed to repair it and he agreed to give it to me. When it was lunch break, which was about an hour, I decided to pop it into the VCR and it began with the typical "Ducktales Theme Song."
Then there was no title card, as it just skipped to a scene where Robotnik and Scrooge were talking to each other about something. I couldn't understand it since it shortly skipped to a scene where Launchpad, Gyro, Fenton (Gizmo-Duck), Doofus Drake, and Ludwig were on a helicopter.
Then Launchpad crashed into the World Trade Center ultimately killing all on board. Then it skipped to Duckworth in the kitchen but instead of him speaking in his fancy British accent, he spoke like a black person and he said, "Today I'm gonna make some fried chicken!" Then he grabbed a chicken, snapped its' neck, decapitated it, and ate it raw.
Mrs. Beakley came in and screamed, "What the fuck is going on here?" Before she could speak any longer, she had a heart attack and died. Now it was scene of Dewey masturbating on a mattress, but not with a cartoon penis, but with a real-life duck genitalia but it was cartoon, for the very least.
Louie and Webby were in a mine-cart when it suddenly separated from the tracks and fell to the bottom of the Himalayas. Huey said this, "I will shove a tennis racket up my fucking ass. This was inappropriate since one, he cussed, and he literally shoved it up his asshole. Then he began vomiting blood and entrails.
Then it skipped to a scene of Huey lying there dead but with hyper-realistic blood and entrails. When I saw this, I was like, "Ugh, I haven't been this disgusted since I read that Dipper Goes to Taco Bell fanfic!!!" Dewey was literally ejaculating semen, from bed to floor!
Then it skipped to Donald speaking in a German accent, "You want to see something funny! See this!!!" Then he hit his own nephew in the groins, causing a mixture of blood and semen to come out. Dewey grabbed a gun and shot Donald's face completely, causing them both to die!
Then Scrooge McDuck with hyper-realistic eyes and blood, with a large erection, stated, "Now I will fall into a pit of coins and bust my damn skull!!!" Then he did it and died.
Then a hyper-realistic Dr. Ivo Robotnik was shown in the mix of static stated this, "You are no longer safe, for you will face the wrath of me and meh giant "PINGAS!!!"
Then Dr. Robotnik jumped out of the screen and began stating, "Show yourself for a PROMOTION!!!" I tried calling the cops on him but he was too clever and cut the cable.
Robotnik stated, "You're in my world now! The PINGAS world!!!" Then I raised my right eyebrow and stated, "Your world?" Then he grabbed the headless remains of Scratch and Grounder from the same series.
He grabbed me and sent me into the world of "The Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog" and as I was unconscious, he turned me into a robot. Now I can only say, "PINGAS!" and obey Dr. Robotnik.
As the old saying goes, "Obey the walrus or die!!!"
Hyper-realistic Dr. Ivo Robotnik
