Duolingo.exe
It was a boring and cold morning.
When I looked at my phone, and thought about what I should do, I realized that it had been 30 days since I learned Russian on Duolingo.
For those who are wondering why I wanted to learn Russian, it's because I wanted to impress my crush.
My phones battery ran out, so I decided to open Duolingo on my computer's browser.
I did one Russian lesson, and Duo acted... strange?
He seemed sad, he really missed me very much.
I felt bad for not learning Russian for 30 days.
Duo's green color was also very grey looking, you could tell something was not right with him....
The Russian I had to learn was also strange, he taught me sentences like "Duo is sad", "Duo Missed You", "The Red Mist Is Coming", and many more...
It made me feel kinda uncomfortable, though that may actually be because of the fact that I never closed my room's window.
After I finished the lesson... my browser downloaded a file?!
The file's name was "Duolingo.exe", I was confused, though I decided to open it because I was so sure that Duolingo would never give their users a virus.
(I trusted them TOO MUCH)
After I opened the file a Window popped up... it was a video game!
The start menu showed a RPG Map, and I had only one option: "Start Game".
After starting the game, I was able to control the Duolingo character.
It was an RPG, I kinda liked it.
If you pressed Enter, you can go to other levels, and the NPCs in this game were so cool!
There were many other Owls that had "Duo" in their name.
There was a black owl named "Duoastro" who talked about space, there was a pink owl named "Duofem" who talked about femine stuff, and then there was a rainbow owl named "Duohomo" who talked about homosexuality.
The list of many different Duos goes on!
Playing through the levels was fun, the overworld looked beautiful, the enemies were swear words from many different languages, and the battling system was amazing!
Basically, you fight these swear words with nice words from many different languages, if you beat them, you earn experience points and get stronger.
It was all fun!.... until I got to the last level...
I entered the last level, and out of nowhere, I had to fight against FRICKING GIYGAS FROM FRICKING EARTHBOUND!!!!
I was like "WHAT DA FUUUUUUUUAAAAACCK"
Then I thought "Whatever, they're just trolling lol"
And then, when I pressed the Attack button, Duo turned around.
I was like "WTF DUO, DO SOMETHING YOU LITTLE BITCH"
And then Duo responded "HEY! DON'T CALL ME THAT!"
I was shocked "Duo heard what I said?!" I thought.
After that, I tried to apologize to Duo, but it was too late.
Duo's eyeballs turned black, and then his pupils turned red.
To this, I responded "SERIOUSLY DUDE, SONIC.EXE?!"
Duo said "Yes", and then the programm closed.
An error message appeared, it said "Look behind you, Daniel."
"HOW DOES HE KNOW MY NAME?!"
I turned around, and then I saw a Duolingo Plush, with black eyes and a knife, he had ketshup on both his pupils and his knife.
He jumpscared me by shouting "Damn Daniel."
It was so loud, my neighbours were complaining!
"That's it, that's the last straw, ruining my day is one thing, jumpscaring me is another thing, but MAKING MY NEIGHBOURS MAD?! THAT'S IT, YOU'LL PAY!!!!"
And then, me and Duo had this epic battle of the DEAD.
He tried to stab me, but I dodged his moves and threw his knife outside the window.
Without his knife, it was a battle of punching, strangling, and Karate Moves!
It was a long battle of punches, kicks, and strangling, but I came on top.
I threw the Duolingo plush to the trash, took a rest, ate some ice cream, and called it a day.
THE END
PS: If you find the Duolingo plush with black eyeballs and ketshup on it's pupils, DESTROY IT BEFORE IT DESTROYS YOU!
Thanks for reading.
Written by UmbreonAnimate
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